Dræ The Insane Sidherelf

Journal Entries from Dræ's Travel Logs and Thoughts of the Player

[ofools]

I want to write a DnD campaign but just play it by myself and DM myself

[ofools]

I have been informed that this is called Writing a Book

[tastefullyoffensive]

[regularoldplumbus]

[stimman3000]

[camthecowboyman]

CHOCOLATE…?

[pastelparrotlet]

In lieu of an engagement ring, I think a much more functional promise item would be a custom forged sword.

[smbc-comics]

[elodieunderglass]

The means of destruction, if you will

[mind--master]

When a character’s backstory is completely horrific and/or tragic but it explains a lot about their behavior and personality

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[his-quietus-make]

I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.” 

Trolled by a fucking goat. 

[thoodleoo]

ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it”

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

goatforsaken

[ulrikavolf16]

This goatforsaken mountain!

[the-real-seebs]

@sptrashcan, i think we have a term we need to use in gaming

[keepsakewhales-deactivated20201]

@stimmyabby

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

GOATFORSAKEN 

[draesanguiofumbrus]

@rykhafirehand @umbrusdev relevant af

[boho-garden-of-tears]

[gretchensinister]

I just look at this and all I can feel is that it’s going to lead me to some fiendishly difficult puzzle that will require 27 pages of notes, a detail from two universes ago, and my dad to solve.

[sixpenceee]

Carved pearls created by Christopher Jobson.

[vintar]

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

[loveamongthesailors]

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

[diamondnokouzai]

lesser known dice in dnd

2 sided die: flip a coin

1 sided die: im the dm and i said so

[draesanguiofumbrus]

3/11/4E27 - Cypher

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[ellieartwork]

some experimental little dice 

[funoftheday]