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Ginge | They/Them | 20 | Filthy HamilTrash

[johannathemad]

Cursed Child doodles

[thefederalistfreestyle]

#tbt to LMM’s demos of My Shot & Satisfied [x x]

[thefederalistfreestyle]

[x]

[potentialchicken]

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So I took all of the songs from “Hamilton” that start like the beginning and…

[marquisedelafayette-hamiltrash]

I didn’t understand nothing till I heard… EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAAAAAN

[rogerskenobi-blog]

This is what my brain sounds like

[favoritefightingfrenchbaguette]

The part where it goes “sit down John you fat mother-” is when I lost it.

[small-ham-man-deactivated202005]

LAAAADIEEES

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[dominic-tyler]

Why isn’t this on iTunes or Apple Music I am livid

[captaindusty41]

This is the best thing I’ll ever see.

[hofessorx]

I think the best thing about this is that that’s not a generic beat

[deluxetoaster]

u guys remember the “shoes” video? that torch has officially been passed

[alexander]

@dominic-tyler http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1139940435?ls=1&app=itunes :)

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[erikaschnellert]

Stranger Things is an amazing show. I can’t recommend it enough.

This comic isn’t very spoilery but it won’t make a lot of sense until you’ve watched the show. The entire first season is on Netflix. Go check it out!

[saathi1013]

okay but like THERE IS AN ACTUAL CONNECTION:

“When Millie auditioned, she had long brown hair down past her shoulders. But Eleven was written as having hair “buzzed almost to the scalp.” Millie and her parents were understandably hesitant to chop it all off. Would it look ugly? Would it cost her other roles? Fortunately, Mad Max: Fury Road was about to come out, so we pulled out a magazine photograph of Charlize Theron as Furiosa and showed it to Millie. “Charlize looks totally badass, right?” Millie agreed; Charlize looked badass. And that was it: She agreed to buzz it all off.

“When the day of the haircut finally arrived, Millie’s mom brought out a camcorder, while her dad ran away with tears in his eyes, unable to watch. It was a pretty dramatic scene. But also very quick. Within 10 minutes we had shaved it all off and slapped a fake “11” tattoo on Millie’s wrist. Millie looked at herself in the mirror, gave her best Furiosa scream — and Eleven was born.”

(source: ew.com)

I just.  LITTLE GIRLS BEING INSPIRED BY FURIOSA WHILE GROWN MEN CRY.

[butlittleandfierce]

reasons She Loves Me is the most #relatable show of our generation

“……are you looking for a job?” “HHHHHHHHWELL I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT THAT YES”

looking everywhere and then finding it in your bra

Amalia the Queen of Retail Bullshitting 

“:) :) :) mmmmm go to hell :) :) :)” 

“Do I look alright?” “Oh lovely! wonderful! *glares at everyone in the room* VERY NICE”

“tell me, what’s he like? tell me all about him! i love to suffer”

Amalia “His FAQ says he likes books” Balash

“i’m an idiot!…but at least im an idiot with a job”

a whole song thats just “who gives a shit about a shitty retail job we’re all insignificant in this vast and unknowable universe”

“thank you madam please call again doooo call again madam” *goes right back to fighting with coworker*

“I DO NOT resent you!! ………………….. buT iF I DiD”

Im way better on paper and also when I have 2 hours to think of a response !!!!

Georg “Id rather pretend to leave town than potentially disappoint my crush” Nowack

Ladislav = the messy wingman friend™

Georg “I chug white wine like a Real Housewife” Nowack

the #dramatique maitre’d

Amalia “Im wine-tipsy and love-bitter” Balash

“IF I WAS SICK COULD I DO THIS???” - Leslie Knope/Amalia Balash

Hugging ice cream to your face like your husband come back from the war

“Theres something wrong with this ice cream…so much salt” “Well are you surprised, all those tears falling into it?” “Oh……i better cry in the other direction”

Straight-up eating fallen ice cream off your pants #whoneedsaspoon  #5secondrule

Georg “Imma flirt by talking about a suicide in a old-ass, long-ass novel” Nowack

he brought me ice cream……………I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

a whole song thats basically a passive-aggressive musical theatre version of that SNL Best Buy skit

the Embittered Seasonal Retail Hell Choir we all need 

“these are the people who shop in time :) :) :) AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL”

“you wanna untangle it? shoot yourself!” 

tfw you heavily hint at the christmas present you want and your parent SHOOTS YOU TF DOWN

SNOW MAKES EVERYTHING MORE ROMANTIC JANE VILLANUEVA SAID SO 

TL;DR IT’S TROPEY AND CHEESY AND AWKWARD AND WONDERFUL GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW

[johnlcurens]

Look, when Britain taxed our tea we got frisky Imagine what gon happen when you try to tax our whisky

[gravegospel]

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[raccoonnation-deactivated202102]

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

[kittykat8311]

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

[viviae]

this video is so pure because every time I try to show it some one they instantly start to panic thinking its a jump scare but it’s not it’s just a weird video

[thatfunnyblog]

UHHH JAMES

[rallythedead]

Got sent this by my mate. This is brilliant 😂

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

they need more thigh high socks for thick thighs

[colacommacoda-deactivated202204]

i 100% support this notion. the bill passes.

these fuckers have about 27 inches of stretch in the cuffs and will fit damn near any leg, in a billion colours, including stripes and rainbows. need em longer? got you covered. the entire ‘extraordinary’ series is hella comfy, shipping’s always free and lightening fast, annnd their selection is huge.

happy thigh highing.

[ohmslewis]

I love you

[rotking]

@deadliest-snatch @ratboigles

[princehoneytea]

i made htis in less than 5 minutes

[rickylafleurs]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[antichrist-complex]

IM SOBBING

[yazzdonut]

HJGfg’

[lonesome-cowpoke]

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Just listen…

It’s exactly what you think

[lonesome-cowpoke]

I can’t believe this has 4K notes…

I swear if Lin finds this I will s c r e a m

[real-hamiltrash]

Oh my gOD I’M NOT SURE WHAT I WAS EXPECTING, BUT I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS

[teachingtoday]

Hahahahahahaha….ha!

[filmsfoodandfandom]

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

[iamthedroidyourelookingfor]

@pink-and-getting-fat @dearkarinacountmein @electricportcullis

[roseforthethorns]

DYING!!!!!!!

[weaponizedvirtue]

Teef by Endling.

[wyvernjack-xiv]

I love this comic ~

[chiouart]

SHOP GRAND OPENING GIVEAWAY!

At long last!! my shop is open and new phone charms of 100+ designs came in!! to kick it off and celebrate I would like to hold a lil’ giveaway here on tumblr and twitter for my followers! 

WINNERS: 2 winners! (1 from tumblr, 1 from twitter) 

Ships from US, to anywhere! So international folks are welcome to join :)

PRIZES: BUILD A TEAM!! Any 6 phone charms (the ds is mine askldjf haha), that I’ve made C: You can see all the ones that I’ve done H E R E

RULES:

No use of giveaway blogs please!

max of 2 entries by reblogging or retweeting

please be a follower as this intended to celebrate those who have been keeping up with my stuff! 

ENDS:  August 13th! 2016 (9pm PST)

Winners will be contacted on Aug 13-14, and will have a 24hr window to respond. So keep those ask boxes open! C:

Everything will ship out by Aug 19th~

PHew! So it’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these, but I’m so glad I finally got this many designs done! If you’ve been following awhile, you know my struggle then haha (there’s just so many.. pokemon..)