Lets go, this lot is full of motherFUCKIN artists!

Annika, 21. I'm the Trash of the Thing™ and I dance like a drunk Chita Rivera. +previously theatrekidtrash+

[dekumaxxing]

We may all disagree on who should’ve won what at the Tony’s… but we can all agree Amy Schumer being there was more of a tragedy than anyone’s losses last night.

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

guide to singing along to musicals alone

Be More Chill: sing along to ALL the instrumentals.

The Book of Mormon: passionately yell the lines. Then glance out the window awkwardly to make sure no one’s listening. Then resume passionately yelling. Awkwardly go quiet when you hear people passing your door. Repeat.

Dear Evan Hansen: two modes: either humming the songs peacefully to yourself or jumping to your feet, perfectly executing the “Sincerely, Me” dance and also doing all of Ben Platt’s physical tics and waiting for your Tony.

Falsettos: *singing along happily for hundredth time* *abruptly stops* What does that line even mean

Hamilton: there is literally only one way to do it: singing along to all the parts at once and incorporating all the furniture in the room for maximum effect.

The Last Five Years: have a hundred tabs open with the lyrics. It would be one of the easiest musicals to sing along to alone if there weren’t so many goddamn words.

Les Misérables: reconcile yourself to the fact that it’s physically impossible to sing along to all the parts. You gotta just pick a character to sing with. Which is actually fine, because most Les Mis fans have this one character that’s “their” character. And there’s probably only one character who’s in your range, anyway. I mean, you can try to sing along to all the parts, but prepare to get absolutely slaughtered in “One Day More.”

Newsies: whatever you do, just don’t try to dance along. Please.

Next to Normal: *singing along happily for hundredth time* *abruptly stops* Whoa. That line is really clever/weird/sad/beautiful.

The Phantom of the Opera: AHHHHH aaahhhh ahhhh ahhhHHHH SING MY ANGEL OF MUSIC AHHHH ahhhh ahhh hahhhHHHHH sing mY ANGEL ahhh hahhhhhhh ahhhhHHHHH SING FOR MEEEE AHHHHH HHHHHHHH HAHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SING MY ANGEL HHHHHHHH Ś̹̗̝̠̫I͓̻̰̲N̢̠͕G̦̬͟ ̲F̳̫̦̜̭̰O͙̹̪͕̞͉͟R̩̭̦ ̛̠͚̰M̫͍̬͇͈̖EE̖̙̬̳̞̞̹È̖E͈EE͏E̗̞̲͍̰̕E̗̙̬̻̭Ḛ̫͉̗̜ aaʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ

Rent: ALL the air guitar.

Spring Awakening: *forgets lyric* 🎶 lonely grass purple horses hay bale 🎶

Waitress: wait until “I Didn’t Plan It” and “She Used to Be Mine,” and then let out YEARS of pain and sadness

Wicked: *searches on YouTube* how to belt

[augustds]

Tony “heart eyes” Shalhoub getting teary eyed at Katrina Lenk during their Tony performance 

[thestereotypebuster]

How to turn Hamlet into a comedy: 

mmm whatcha say

[arcadeigannon]

i literally saw goody proctor with the devil but go off i guess

[todeborahwithlove-deactivated20]

“Angels is a very long – and it’s legitimately called an epic – play, but it’s really seventy-one incredibly intimate little scenes… it’s terrifying, it’ll go by like that, I promise… An epic shouldn’t be easy, and it should hurt your butt and cause various kinds of circulatory problems.”

— Tony Kushner

[broadwayreprise]

Anthony Ramos, Vanessa Hudgens, Ana Villafañe, and More in Kennedy Center In the Heights

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

There are very few things in life that stress me out more than Jeremy Jordan’s bike riding in The Last Five Years

[roofbeams2]

[imma-lil-sunshy]

but is this not the plot of much ado tho

[riverlarking]

[alotofbeautyinordinarythings]

In the Heights closing night 1/9/2011

[iamsensitive]

im either annoying or annoyed like thats it

[tozbraks-deactivated20180212]

everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

[on-holidays-by-mistake]

Much Ado About Nothing, Mexican revolution style, with Beatriz Romilly as Beatrice and Matthew Needham as Benedick (Shakespeare’s Globe, 2017).

(I’m afraid this marvellous show had never been filmed, yet there’s a trailer.)

[playbill]

The Greatest Showman’s Keala Settle Will Perform on the Oscars

[oak23]

No offense but the Barbie movies had to have shitty cgi and compulsory heterosexuality otherwise they would have been far too powerful