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OOC. I can't believe it's been TWO YEARS since I touched this blog. oops.
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SMALL STARTER CALL
OUT. in light of getting some Hiccup muse back, does anyone want a SMALL STARTER from everyone’s favorite dorky chief boy? if you do, please LIKE this post and we’ll write up a thing.
FIRST FIVE ASKS GET A KISS
BIOSHOCK INFINITE SENTENCE STARTERS PART ONE — feel free to change pronouns and wording as needed!
❛ Are you going to just sit there? ❜ ❛ So you expect me to shoulder the burden? ❜ ❛ Coming here was your idea. ❜ ❛ I imagine that’s wonderful exercise. ❜ ❛ I suggest you do, or we’re never going to get there. ❜ ❛ No. I mean I’d greatly appreciate it if you would assist. ❜ ❛ Would that change anything? ❜ ❛ At least that’s something we can agree on. ❜ ❛ It does seem like a dreadful place to be stranded. ❜ ❛ I guess you’re expecting me… ❜ ❛ Good luck with that, pal. ❜ ❛ Is anyone here? Hello? ❜ ❛ Looks like they expect me to sit in their fancy chair. ❜ ❛ The bindings are there as a safeguard. ❜ ❛ No no… Goddammit! ❜ ❛ Is it someone new? ❜ ❛ It’s either this or turn around and get back on that rocket. ❜ ❛ This one doesn’t look clean to me… ❜ ❛ We had a deal, ___! ❜ ❛ Open this door, right now! ❜ ❛ Are we to rely on our own pride to make it so? ❜ ❛ Only in our fair city will you see such amazing feats of technological prowess! ❜ ❛ He looks so sad… ❜ ❛ I never find that as satisfying as I’d imagined. ❜ ❛ There’s always next time. ❜ ❛ He looks just fine to me! ❜ ❛ This is it! This is it! ❜ ❛ You always got a feeling. ❜ ❛ You been sleeping under a rock? ❜ ❛ It was me! It was all me! Please, please! No-! ❜ ❛ Let her go, please! I’m the one you want! ❜ ❛ Oh, looks like we’ve got a shy one here! ❜ ❛ I’ve got something for you, you son of a bitch! ❜ ❛ Well, you only live once. ❜ ❛ Why are you following me? ❜ ❛ Surprising that it didn’t kill him. ❜ ❛ I know why you’ve come, ___. ❜ ❛ I see every sin that blackens your soul. ❜ ❛ But not all debts can be repaid, ___. ❜ ❛ You don’t know me, pal! ❜ ❛ But then again, it always does with you, doesn’t it? It always ends in blood. ❜ ❛ This job’s getting worse all the time. ❜ ❛ Holy shit! Alright. I can do this. ❜ ❛ Hey- ow- knock it off! UGH- will you stop it? WILL YOU STOP IT? ❜ ❛ I’m not here to hurt you. ❜ ❛ Are you real? ❜ ❛ He’s coming… y-you’ve gotta go! ❜ ❛ You don’t want to be here when he gets here. ❜ ❛ There’s no way out, trust me, I’ve looked. ❜ ❛ It’s his job to keep me locked up in here. ❜ ❛ Why did you come here? ❜ ❛ They were watching me? ❜ ❛ Out of the way, let me try. ❜ ❛ I said, I’m fine. Just- Just gimme a minute. ❜ ❛ Do you hear that? It’s music! ❜ ❛ I’m without an escort if you’re looking to pass the time. ❜ ❛ Oh, this is wonderful! Come dance with me, ___! ❜ ❛ I don’t dance. ❜ ❛ What could be better than this? ❜ ❛ I’ve never smelled anything like that before. ❜ ❛ Give a man a little power, he falls all kinds of in love with himself. ❜ ❛ I don’t like his look. ❜ ❛ If you’re going to be a sore loser, then I shan’t do this again. ❜ ❛ It was my home. ❜ ❛ You’re a rogueish type, what does it look like? ❜ ❛ You would be surprised what I know how to do. ❜ ❛ Do I know you? ❜ ❛ Remember boys and girls, don’t be a Dimwit! ❜ ❛ In a bit of a rush here, pal. ❜ ❛ Hey, ___, you’re gonna get mustard all over your nice suit! ❜ ❛ Just stay where you are! ❜ ❛ You killed those people. I can’t believe you did that… they’re all dead… ❜ ❛ You’re a monster! ❜ ❛ What did you think was gonna happen? Hm? ❜ ❛ And you will not be safe until you are far away from here. ❜ ❛ One thing I’ve learned: if you don’t draw first, you don’t get to draw at all. ❜ ❛ That is the last time anyone gets the drop on me. ❜ ❛ Did you write that? ❜ ❛ What happened back there, that- that’s not the last of it, is it? ❜ ❛ Just stay close. ❜ ❛ Guess I got a bit behind with current events. ❜ ❛ They frown on gardens in my part of town. ❜ ❛ Not something you’d want gracing a resumé… ❜ ❛ Sooo, ___, is there a woman in your life? ❜ ❛ They ask so many questions, and I just don’t know the answers! ❜ ❛ Oh, ___, you’ve really got to put that feverish imagination of yours to good use. ❜ ❛ I was just imagining you… on a carousel. ❜ ❛ Someone gave it to me. I promise. I ain’t never smoked one before. ❜ ❛ Hey, smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, pal. ❜
❝ I looked at him… …and I saw myself. ❞
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INDIE | SEMI PRIVATE | SEMI SELECTIVE HICCUP HADDOCK CHERISHED BY ALY [ TSUKI ]
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Someone, jokingly: Haha I kinda ship our OCs
Me:
Another silly ship meme
Send me a ❤ and a ship and I’ll answer these questions about them.
Dating:
Where was their first official date?
What is their favorite date location?
How many dates before their first kiss?
Who asked who out first?
How many dates before they considered each other a couple?
Friends:
How many mutual friends do they have?
Which one of their friends is most likely to get in between an argument between the ship?
Which one has more friends?
Which one has introduced the other to more people?
Did they start out as friends and made their way to a couple, or were they a couple almost right away?
Arguments:
What do they argue about the most?
How do they usually solve their disagreements?
Do they argue a lot or not very often?
Who admits to being wrong more often?
Sex:
Who is more likely to initiate sex?
Do they prefer to do it in a bed, or do they prefer a chair, or perhaps the shower? Maybe other spots?
Do they practice any kind of bdsm in the bedroom at all and if so, what kinds?
Who’s usually more dominant in the bedroom?
Lights on or off?
Do they share any kinks?
Does either one have any kinks that they don’t have in common with the other?
Have they ever had sex anywhere public before?
Who would be most likely to suggest bringing in a third person and who would that person be?
Cuddling:
When are they most likely to cuddle?
Where is their favorite place to cuddle?
Who’s usually the big spoon?
Do they cuddle often?
Marriage:
Are they married? If not, is it something that could happen between them?
If they are married, where did they get married at? If not married, what is their dream wedding location?
If married, who proposed to who? If not married, who would be more likely to propose to who?
If they are married, which one moved in with the other? If not married, who would be more likely to move in with the other?
Children:
Do they have kids? If not, would they consider having kids?
How many kids do they have? If no kids, how many kids would they want to have?
What are the children’s names? If no kids, what would they name their kids?
Random:
What are three random headcannons you have about the ship that are not related to romance or sex?
Which one is more likely to suggest getting pets?
Which one eats more snack foods?
What is their favorite movie to watch together?
What is their favorite tabletop game to play together?
What are your three absolute favorite things about this ship?
What is one thing you don’t like about this ship?
If you had to rate this ship on a scale of 1-10, what would you give it?
* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
Send an ask with a nickname for my muse and see how they react.
❝ Yes, you always play tricks! ❞
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INDIE | SEMI PRIVATE | SEMI SELECTIVE EMMA OVERLAND CHERISHED BY ALY [ TSUKI ]
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Reblog if your CANON blog takes *anons* pretending to be other characters from their series to dig out the dirt on your muse.
IE: emotions, opinions, reactions to stuff that happened in canon, etc.
Because sometimes the counterparts to my canon muse(s) don’t exist in the tumblr RPC, a sender follows you but doesn’t rp here, OR, they just want to TRY that muse out before making a blog. Or, they’re simply curious on how the canon would reply, and ONLY wants a one-shot moment!
Send 💗 to kiss my muse tenderly without explanation
Pick up my muse!
send ⭐️ to pick up my sick or injured muse send 🌟 to keep my muse from doing something dumb send ✨ to pick up my muse in a romantic fashion send 💫 to pick up my muse with the intention of hurting them OR send 🔆 and a specific reason or ❇️ for the mun to decide
Send ♡ if you'd be interested in discussing a ship between our muses
“do i still taste of war? can you still feel the battles on my skin stitched across my back am i still rebuilding bone by fragile bone?”
— what does forgiveness taste like? (r.n.)