DDR is my lyfe

Dragon Dance Revolution LGBT+ friendly!

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Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day!

I hope you're going out there and giving all your favorite dragons their favorite foods and treasures! (I hope I'm included on that list~)

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Who cares if there’s a ton of us dragons?!?! We’re awesome! The more, the merrier!

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Reptile on-the-go? Consider: the heat lamp and heat rock!

Now you can visit your mammalian friends in even the coldest of climates. An unstoppable force of nature, with these you can endure even the most 50-degrees-Fahrenheit of weather! Go forth! Journey into the great, icy unknown!

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Take a self care day! Lounge around on your hoard, sharpen those claws, and take that nap you’ve been debating! You’ve earned it! <3

[candra-moonbeam]

@dragon-shitpost-generator so if a dragon with a hoard is an immovable object, and a dragon on a skateboard is an unstoppable force, what happens when you put a dragon with a hoard on a skateboard?

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the pure entropy of the combination rips a hole in the fabric of time and space, letting the rad dragon skateboard the entire universe

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@your-local-slut replied to your post “not only am i a dragon, but i am also hecking cute”

Explain you degenerate

YEE FUCKING DEGENERATE BASTARDS MY FUCKING GOD

ur welcome. uwu

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I just found out someone posted this joke on Reddit! owo; How flattering!

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Tails: are they amazing? Yes! Beautiful? Yes! Surprise weapons, used to maim or fling those who would try to sneak up on you from behind? Yes! Also great at splashing water at unsuspecting friends? Yes!

TL;DR - tails excellent

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My blog-editing is done, let the belps commence!!!

*bleps*

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I’m trying to edit my blog from the default theme! but it’s hard to type with these big claws of mine, so I appreciate your all’s patience with me <3

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Sitting on gold: amazing, great, 10/10.

Wearing gold: transcendent, portable hoard, 100000/10

[kdragongirl]

Personally I prefer silver and platinum but whatever. Also gem stones > diamonds fight me.

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[basiliskfree]

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

[carbisari]

big comfy piles of pillows

[basiliskfree]

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

[carbisari]

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

[noivern]

they use human chairs but really badly

[rareandradiant-maiden]

same

[citrus-adventures]

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

[basiliskfree]

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

[noivern]

it’s not polite!

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

[daedricsheep]

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

[daedricsheep]

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

[dateadragonsuggestion]

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

[hornyreptiles]

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

[blaze-dargun]

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

[communistchexmix]

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

[basiliskfree]

Draw that in a separate post also these

[dovewithscales]

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

[kyrothedragon]

Just… Idk Try

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So sorry I’ve been gone, work’s taking over my life! It ain’t easy, constantly pillaging villages for their loot...sometimes getting online just slips a dragon’s mind yunno? x3

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Sitting on gold: amazing, great, 10/10.

Wearing gold: transcendent, portable hoard, 100000/10

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time to lay on my hoard and sleep the day away....... zzzzzzzz..........

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dragon + gold hoard = IMMOVABLE OBJECT!!!

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dragon + skateboard = UNSTOPPABLE FORCE

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my fire breath power level is over 9000