Dragon Aging

Can you imagine

[dragonagedumk]

Cullen: we need to help-

Inquisitor: will there be dragons?

Cullen: I think so

Inquisitor: then ✨no✨

Cullen: but-

Inquisitor: Nah fam tell em to move, I already burnt up my one dragon a week voucher this week

[dragonagedumk]

Inquisitor: *looking at Solas* what is that?

Varric: I know the egg is strange but-

Inquisitor: six feet, social distancing is very needed

[dragonagedumk]

Solas: "talking to someone*

Inquisitor: He reminds me of an egg

Varric: Egg boi

[dragonagedumk]

Inquisitor: I am very small and I've no money

Dorian: All I asked was if you liked Cullen

Inquisitor: so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under

[dragonagedumk]

Player: *buries Haven and themselves in snow*

Corypheus: Ha fool!

Everyone that escaped: Rest in peace 

Player: if ya thought i was dead you thought wrong bitch

Cullen: *sighing* I’ll go get em

[dragonagedumk]

How meeting Solas should've been

Player: Aight so you telling me that I'm a suspect but not the hobo that oddly enough knows a lot about this incident

Solas: Twas an educated guess

Player: Yeah I'd say that too if I was trying to hide the fact that I did it

-1000 Solas greatly disapproves

Varric: You know the kids got a point

[dragonagedumk]

Player moments before the conclave: uh we're here for the cult stuff

Cassandra: You killed the Divine

Player: new phone who this?

[dragonagedumk]

Player: oh this is a nice place, thanks for the tour Cassandra, wait why are there so many people gathered??

Cassandra: the inquisition needs a leader

player: Poor choice on your part really

[dragonagedumk]

Imagine

Inquisitor overlooking Skyhold: Man I just wanted some ale not this bullshit

[dragonagedumk]

Can you imagine:

The Herald's first time seeing the breach: Well shit, the hell you want my short ass to do about it