Dragonageshitposting

Shitposting about dragon age origins and our OCs in this verse |{ Wrath (he/him) Ctrl (they/them) }

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Ctrl: So heres the screenshots the game saved that i decided to keep, *slides to the Sloth Demon photo* that's my bestie

the photo:

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Looking through the in game screenshots:

MB: I took screenshots of Duncan

Wrath(Sammy?): I took screenshots of Jory’s dead body.

-Wrath

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Headcanon: Alistair cannot/does not handle the cold.

Thats all.

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Wrath: "Im gonna make this man(Alistair) learn to see traps."

Ctrl: "And what of his name? You'd take his name from him?" (Alistair Trap-bait Theirin)

Wrath: "Well I could give him survival, but that man doesn't know how to survive in the wild."

-Ctrl

[gronnulv]

Good boy (Bagel)

[zetkun4221]

A ray of sunshine

[siriusdraws]

Bioware: Grey Wardens can't have children.

Me: new phone who dis

[shyvioletme]

How to ruin a moment 101

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*Adds "Non-Stop" from Hamilton to our Loghain playlist*

Wrath/Desmond: "That's Loghain to Wren ..and Alexander too not gonna lie"

Ctrl: "AND Cailan. Man Loghain is just a hater-"

-Ctrl

[pisscrossiant]

I can't be the only one thinking that Duncan and Cailan had sum gay bromance going on right?? PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING THEY WERE A LITTLE FRUITY...

[origins-cheese-wheel]

It's so funny how Alistair and Cailan being related is supposed to be some sort of a reveal. As if you don't meet Cailan then run across the bridge and meet Alistair WITHIN MINUTES, I wish you could just be like "hi nice to meet you lmao you look SO MUCH like the King, anyways"

[melancholichalfelf]

I'm currently staying at home with a flu so I might as well use the time to create memes.

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Trying to figure out Theo’s traumatic backstory™️: you are not high enough level to unlock this

-Hunter

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I have unlocked some of his backstory with help from ctrl

-Wrath

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Hunter was just not allowed his tragic backstory- it keeps developing and now involves an entire playlist filled with mostly trauma related songs 😀

-Wrath/Trevor

[androgynouscardinal]

Playing Origins again 😏

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Discussing in-game burial traditions between races and how mass-graves affect that (shown in game)

Ctrl: I think the dalish still buried them all the same, like "no they all still deserve respect" or something like that

Wrath: Meanwhile the humans are like-

Ctrl, interrupting: "Bonfire!"

Wrath: "We don't have the time, the resources." *makes a cross with his hands* "It's fine we’ll just pray over the 50 of them."

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Loghains: I'm loyal to your father and I was in love with your mother.

Cailan: and me?

Loghains: dropkicks Cailan onto the battlefield and leaves chats

~Ctrl

[queendread]

Zevran 💖