[ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴʙᴏɴᴇꜱꜱ]

𝕵𝖆𝖎| 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞/𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒| 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐/𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑 ɪ'ᴍ 22 ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ. ᴀʀᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: @ʙᴏɴᴇᴍᴀʀʀᴏᴡꜱꜱ

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[professional-egg-layer]

who is leon dbd

[professional-egg-layer]

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that

[professional-egg-layer]

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

[thewanderingword]

The comments on the YT video are also hilarious

[4822poundsofham]

More comments that made me laugh:

It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.

[letsstartafamilywellinvitewelove]

[catboybiologist]

Just adding to the yt comments train

[bumblebeerror]

This is for a horror game, by the way.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

may i please direct everyone to this tiktok, of which the dudes who voice leon kennedy and chris redfield have something more to add to this thread:

[fernfernicus]

@murdersoft @ungoo @dragonboness

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[lovercrip]

i need you to understand that when i talk about medical fatphobia (or fatphobia in general) i am especially talking about the fattest person you could ever fucking imagine. yes i am also talking about small fat people and “chubby” people. but i am ESPECIALLY talking about people who are so fat they can’t take care of themselves, who can’t walk, who can’t take care of hygiene independently, who do nothing but sit/lie down all day and eat.

you need to get in your head that these fat people are human too, who are deserving of good healthcare. if you only support people who are a little fat or if your support is conditional based on weight and peoples efforts to lose weight or not, it’s not support. it’s eugenics.

THIS POST IS ABOUT FAT PEOPLE AND FAT DISABLED PEOPLE - DO NOT DERAIL.

[tboy-trash]

we're far too culturally obsessed with men who are mean and rough around the edges but turn out to be big softies underneath it all when, in reality, most men who are like this are simply dicks

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[mew2late]

more bullshit that means nothing

[sockboioioing]

Hi i got really really really into metalocalypse

[kienanler]

[toffee32]

barbarian Nathan Explosion as seen in Thunderhorse n___n ♡ YAAAAYAYAY

[versleon]

while I’m still feeling brave about posting art again lemme drop off these hammersmiths

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[versleon]

and also toki 🐅

[stood-onthecliffside]

[i-cant-decide-on-a-fandom]

Finally living up to my name and posting NON OUAW art 🤯🤯

Been watching Xavier Renegade Angel lately, and this silly guy wormed his way into my head. I feel like my brain has melted, but also gained a few wrinkles? Anyway, 10/10 show, +3 points for this lunatic.

[trin0dinz]

You know what to do

[mamoru]

stop using hospitals as horror settings

[mamoru]

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

[catparazzi]

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

[mamoru]

terrifying!

[xcekait]

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

[bananonbinary]

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

[sketchyfletch]

As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!

Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while they’re closing!

Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko

There are cameras everywhere…except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless you’re an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.

Don’t piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels

As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it

One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.

When we’re pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship

People disappear overboard more often than you’d really want to be a thing

A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.

And as op says, you can’t really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you can’t even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murderer’s plans.

[shenaniginstigations]

Takes notes

You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesn’t give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.