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I like How To Train Your Dragon, Gravity Falls and Miraculous Ladybug... Any questions?

[bi-astolfo]

[itsnotyou-itsmimi-deactivated20]

cool new meme: nino eating potatoes at inappropriate times

“Chat Noir,” Ladybug cries, “I’m sorry. I can’t take this any longer.”

“Take what, My Lady?” he asks in concern.

“Chat, I…” she gulps, sniffling. “I need you t-to detransf-form, I swear– I’ll do it too, I just–”

“Settle down, My Lady, of course. I didn’t think you’d want to so soon–”

“Shut up and kiss me, silly cat,” she sobs, and as she is enveloped in his warm and familiar embrace, their lips touch as their suits are shed. They do not open their eyes to peek.

Eyes still closed, Marinette sobs into Adrien’s shoulder. “I’ve j-just had the most awful Christmas,” she whispers, tears dripping down her flushed face. “I’m glad I got you back, though.”

“Me too, Buginette,” he replies calmly, stroking her back. “I’m right here.”

Nino, watching idly five feet away, takes another bite of his potato.

[thelastpilot]

fucking oh my god i love this meme

[justbadpuns]

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up..

[furyoftime]

Dragons Week 2015 March 22 - Favorite Character: Astrid Hofferson

[misuzu-is-life]

make children’s entertainment edgy and grittier

[misuzu-is-life]

it was just a joke

[animentality]

no more jokes. EVERYTHING is serious now.

[fuckingchatnoir]

I’m Marichat trash and this is pre-reveal btw

[wintermoth]

oh my

[goldenharmony]

Soooo I don’t think this has been done yet…

[artpornmagazine]

[pikachatwentyfive]

Stop STOP

[spatziline]

Basically…

[tillythemenace]

OMG CHAT!

[weloveshortvideos]

[gaarrus]

i’m yelling

[unclebeanbag]

Bwahahahaha

[dragonbow117-blog]

rip in pieces

[arcticfoxbear]

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

[arafaelkestra]

To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a ‘humans are awesome’ fiction megapost: “you don’t know you’re from a Death World until you leave it.” For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.

[radioactivepeasant]

Earth being Space Australia Words cannot express how much I love these posts

[crazy-pages]

Alien: “I’m sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?”

Human: “Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range.”

Alien: “……. I’m sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?”

Human: “Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy.” 

Other human: “Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.”

Human: “Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.”

Alien: “……. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?”

Human: “Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.” 

Alien: “……. We’ve got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.” 

[val-ritz]

“You’re telling me that you have… settlements. On islands with active volcanism?” “Well, yeah. I’m not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live their lives. Actually, it’s kind of a tourist attraction.” “What, the molten rock?” “Well, yeah! It’s not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the supervolcano–” “You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?” “Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.”

[wuestenratte]

Sounds like the “Damned” trilogy by Alan Dean Foster.

[networkentertainment-offici-blog]

“And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill?” 

“Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.”

“Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures?”

“… well, actually…”

“… what?”

“…we kinda……. sent……….. people…..”

“…”

“…”

“…what?”

“we sent-”

“no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent… HUMANS… to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?”

“y-yeah”

“and they didn’t… die?”

“Well the first few did”

“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?”

[arcticfoxbear]

My new favorite Humans are Weird quote

“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE?”

aka The History of Russia

aka Arctic Exploration

aka The History of Alaska

[burntcopper]

‘But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements.’

‘Yep.  Pompeii is legendary.  Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava, peoples’ brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling pumice.’

‘ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn’t build there again.’

‘…well…’

‘Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?’

‘In our defence it hasn’t actually done it since.’ 

‘What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you’re at least vaguely sensible about those.’

‘Oh yeah.  After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them better.’

[taraljc]

And then the aliens learn what it means to “facepalm” despite not having palms per se….

[mikeneedsadrink-deactivated2020]

Imagine their reaction to our sports. Cliffdiving, Automotive Racing, Rugby, the insanity of endurance challenges like the Iditarod Trail. Honesty recreational Skydiving and SCUBA Diving should qualify us as insane, but it’s something we can get certified for over a few weekends.

[unclebeanbag]

“You don’t want to settle there, terrible cyclones strip bare the area every year”

“Oh thems just Tornados. We’re use to that.”

“Sorry, come again?”

“Tornados. They hit major areas on Earth every year too. Tear apart entire towns and cities.”

“After one hits you relocate?”

“No, we rebuild.”

“In the same area?”

“Yeah, try to make it a bit stronger and more storm shelters, oh and more sirens but yeah we rebuild the city.”

“Over a hundred kilometers per hour cyclone winds and you just… rebuild?”

“Yep. We also have people that chase them.”

“…chase?”

“Get in custom made vehicles and chase down the Tornados.”

“…for fun?”

“In part, also scientific data but yeah mostly fun.”

“So no one’s died from this?”

“Oh no plenty of people died. Hell we lost a truck last season, four people killed.”

“Your species is insane.”

“You should visit the deserts, that’s a lot of fun too.”

[recentgooglesearches]

if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is the plot of the companions questline in skyrim

[roguetelemetry]

[issamemario-deactivated20170621]

oh shit fuck it up

[shitpostempire]

[fruitgushers]

*forgets i don’t understand japanese while watching anime and switches tab*

[racetotheedge]

[generalhofferson]

OH MY GOD. HE IS SO SMOL.