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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES;

THIS IS WII SPORTS RESORT,

ON VACATION-- -- N O L O S I N G ! 𝔻𝕆ℕ'𝕋 𝔾𝕀𝕍𝔼 𝔸 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 ＩＦＴＨＥＳＰＯＲＴＩＳ

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In California , Gay farmers feed mind-Pills to straight folk in order to convince them to buy their local evil gay farmers produce.

dragondisco

they're making me buy their berries... this is a strobbery.

are you sure, Google? Are you really sure?

#food mention #mime #mimes #funny #ai memes

medievaljournalist

lot of people dont realize this but when theres a battle you can get all kinds of free shit from all the #deadbodies

dragondisco

from all the what? #deadbodies

She cask on my amontillado until I get bricked up

#i'm sorry #edgar allan poe #poe #the cask of amontillado #poetry #funny

my friend keeps misgendering me as they/them even though I'm a cis woman. he took my gender in the divorce

#lgbt #i mean i'm not remotely straight but like my gender is very much not changed by that

byjove

I’m responsible enough to have a knight I think. I’ll take good care of it and feed it and take it on walks and everything.

dragondisco

what about when it pees all over the house? will you clean it up? :/

starless-planet

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

nunya-luvya

doo doo doo doo *click click* doo doo doo doo *click click* doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo *click click*

#you're so right #the addams family

potato

#potato

mleprae

Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

twostepsfromtemerant

when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

#YOU RIGHT #I EITHER WANT IT TO BE PHYLLIS AND FILMED ON A POTATO. OR A VIDEO OF SOMEONE'S HANDS WITH POORLY TRANSLATED TEXT ON TOP #THE HAND VIDEOS WITH THE SLOOOOOW DEMONSTRATION AND TEXT ARE GREAT

sisyphusshrugged

stop eating coffee cakes with the lesser drakes and come drink from a flagon with an elder dragon

dragondisco

at the dragon disco?

#food mention

ADHD time

Okay SO. My family was talking about vampires today, and I had the most ADHD brain experience known to man. The most ADHD that has ever happened at once. And I will explain to you EXACTLY how my big ADHD works!!! My folks were debating whether or not vampires can retract their fangs like cat claws. And I was like, oh! Retractable teeth? Or maybe, they fall out? Like sharks! Shark teeth fall out, and grow back! And I present to you... THE FLOW CHART.