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my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said ā6 but Iāve been alive like 30 yearsā
If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women
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And some men do not understand the point and the message and leave comments like that the condoms and contraceptives are not the same, therefore no sexism.
donāt try to date a woman youāre not ready for. if you canāt give her what she deserves, leave her alone
hey uhh if anyones still confused theres nothing nsfw about being gay there are gay kids and if you think puppy love between straight kids is cute but puppy love between gay kids is gross then you are in fact homophobic
one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to herĀ āhello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!ā and she wags her entire body at me likeĀ āitās true!!! i contain multitudesā
i love that ur friend isĀ the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.
ya sheās my buddy i love her!
When art is your only decent coping mechanism and when you donāt do Enough art you feel like shit because your output is intrinsically tied to your feelings of self worth and accomplishment
Movie concept: two straight men accidentally find themselves aboard a gay cruise. They find they enjoy typically feminine things. The patriarchy is destroyed. One of the men realizes heās bi. Kesha is there.
There are two reasons why people donāt talk about things; either it doesnāt mean anything to them, or it means everything.
Luna Adriana (via wordsnquotes)
yeah that counts as force
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread