[Disgusted Noise]

Welcome to my fluster cluck of a blog!The only consistent thing on here is my interest in Dragon Age.

[deactivated-scaredbears]

I’m sorry….

Graciously helped by @prinxpopcorn

Bonus:

[asoftwrongness]

[dragonmage95]

I don't have a question. I just wanted to let you know that I'm a US citizen who will marry you so you can get a green card. HMU if you're interested! 😘

[blowfob-inactive]

i used to get the words clitoris and mitochondria mixed up

[blowfob-inactive]

[asajjventress-moved-deactivated]

[deducemyheart]

Ever wonder what the highest kudo’d work on ao3 is?

wonder no more.

[deducemyheart]

Seriously whatever you are expecting, this isn’t it.

[bitemebat]

Jesus H. Fucking Christ

[cecileblogs-deactivated20130404]

[theworldisallinlove]

No justice, no accountability. Sandra Bland, we will never forget you.

[dragonmage95]

*spends two hours on character creation*

me: ok they look good enough

*starts game and sees beginning cutscene*

me:

me: no

[dorianpavis-moved]

Ambassador Pavus

[brucebocchi]

sorry I had to

[knitbone-blog1]

<3

[stability]

[alchemistdad]

[avatarstateyipyip]

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

[shatterstar-remade]

what people think adhd is like: im a little distractable but it’s okay because im creative and spontaneous(:

what it’s actually like: me, making a microwave burrito: how long do i need to microwave it? *checks wrapper* okay *sets wrapper down and puts burrito in the microwave* wait how long do i need to microwave it? this time I’ll focus on remembering *looks at wrapper, stares at the thing that says “1 minute” for a second* okay i got this *goes to put time on the microwave* how long do i need to microwave it? this time i’ll

[weirdough]

I think the scariest thing about growing up is watching as everyone’s dreams and aspirations are put to the side in favor of reality