Since now we know that truth or canonicity in fandom spaces is completely useless, meaningless and nobody cares about it, I think we need to start inventing cute angbang fluff tidbits that don't actually exist and just treat em as canon the same way people treat their own headcanons that don't actually exist in the text.
I'll start:
Melkor actually gave Mairon flowers very often. He was once told by the Balrog we would later know as Durin's Bane that it's not very dark lord of him to give out flowers, to which Melkor explained that these are actually highly poisonous and only Mairon as the chief torturer of Angband has the right to use them and extract their toxins to use in his interrogations.


















