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[edenemy-art]

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[rainechiime]

is there any wonder why they’re perfect for each other

[edenemy-art]

something i appreciate about the current English language is that we managed to turn the word “cunt” from being a synonym for “bitch” into a word to describe something epic.

thank you Black women‼️

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[baskinginthenoondaysun]

“Whenever this appears on your dash, we at Aperture request that you like AND reblog to preserve the insane like/reblog parity. For science.”

[belltothethirdpower]

[asters-28]

biggest turn on is a really good piano

[edenemy-art]

okay Phil Davis from the 1954 movie White Christmas☝️

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

15 minutes after Nico screams into the void upon first seeing Percy Jackson at Camp Jupiter, he goes to Reyna and slams down “50 bucks the new kid wipes everyone out at war games”

[edenemy-art]

Commander Cody is my dead wife

[edenemy-art]

text: #*wakes up in a cold sweat* # WHERE’S CODY!!!! #IS HE SAFE !?! #HAS HE EATEN!?!

i’m sorry but the “HAS HE EATEN!?!” question actually made me so sad oh my god has he eaten??? you’re asking the important questions my friend. does he have food? is he sleeping in a comfortable bed? is he safe?? please please i need to know

[edenemy-art]

i actually can’t handle this like this is gore of my comfort character someone make him a big yummy sandwich please omg. my boy…

[edenemy-art]

Commander Cody is my dead wife

[edenemy-art]

text: #*wakes up in a cold sweat* # WHERE’S CODY!!!! #IS HE SAFE !?! #HAS HE EATEN!?!

i’m sorry but the “HAS HE EATEN!?!” question actually made me so sad oh my god has he eaten??? you’re asking the important questions my friend. does he have food? is he sleeping in a comfortable bed? is he safe?? please please i need to know

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[dinosaurjam]

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[nedlittle]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

[nedlittle]

another one bites the dust

[edenemy-art]

unfortunately as a lesbian i do fail the Bechdel test a lot because my dad is so cool and awesome i love my dad #mydad

[edenemy-art]

this is a niche thing that irks me but some of you really don’t know how to write a character that is just learning how to spell/has a hard time spelling. you’re adding letters and writing misspelled words that do not make sense for someone who is just learning to write.

if you’re planning on writing/roleplaying a character like this, genuinely look up how preschoolers & kindergarteners write. look at how they misspell words. they’re just learning the alphabet and are sounding out the words before they write them down.

the way they write is logical. it’s not just random letters thrown in. they’re thinking through the word with the sounds they know. it’s why sometimes the word apple turns into “apl” or “apul,” or why the word people sometimes becomes “pepl,” etc.

someone just learning to write would not write the word “just” as “juste.” it doesn’t make sense. there’s no “e” sound in there, so they wouldn’t think to add that letter.

tl;dr: misspelling words isn’t just throwing random letters wherever, it’s a logical choice based on limited knowledge.

[bombusbombus]

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

[bombusbombus]

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

[edenemy-art]

Commander Cody is my dead wife