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beckie-letitia-deactivated20210

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

#leaving this here #till I stop being lazy and make an intro post #pretty much sums me up tho

glasskittyyyyy

"Well are you ready, Ray?"

"Yeah!"

"How 'bout you, Frank?"

"WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRR BARK BAKR WOOF OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUH"

being-late-to-the-party

Okay folks, polls time here!

Your favorite parksborn version?

Earth 616 (comics)

sm (raimiverse movies)

tasm (webbverse movies)

mcu (future movies headcanon)

spectacular (2008 series)

ultimate (2012 series)

msm (2017 series)

other (pls mention which one)

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

helpm333

i was gonna say insomniac games parksborn not being in there is evil but then i realized this is from 2023

hopemustdie

It’s been a while but hello everyoneeee!!! Hope you are all well and if any of you saw mcr in London count your fucking days…

ririmustdie

fanfic writers aren't perverts anymore and it shows. what ever happened to kidnapping, murdering, stalking, drugging, masochism, mutual cannibalism, torture etc ??? they need to make a comeback

vulpeculastars

the transgenders yearn to be illi mcmillin coded

helpm333

everybody yearns to be illi mcmillin coded

mikeandwillsweddingofficiant

how my future kid is gonna look at me when they find out i named them after a real life, honest-to-god sorcerer:

ryroventlove

thats brendon roscoe

yaoimaxxer48

they’re talking nonsense in mad as rabbits but it makes me cry nonetheless

i-like-art-and-spiderman

Raimi Harry: So how do you guys tell each other apart name wise? Peter 1: Oh, we go by a number system. I'm Peter one, *points at Raimi Peter* he's Peter two, and he is Peter 3 * Points at TASM Peter* TASM Harry:(talking to his Peter) Peter 3? Peter 3: Yeah. TASM Harry: Why? Peter 3: I don't know. TASM Harry: Ok . . . Peter 3: Why? Do you not like it? TASM Harry: No, it's just I'm surprised. Peter 3: Why are you surprised? What's wrong with the number 3. TASM Harry: Nothing is wrong with the number 3, I just think that you technically should be Peter two since you're the second oldest. Peter 2: It doesn't go by age though it just goes by number. MCU Harry: He's just upset because that makes him Harry 3. Harry 3: No, shut up. Harry 2: It's not a ranking system relax. Harry 3: I'm not treating it like one! Harry 1: You are kind of acting like it though. Peter 2: Ok so now I'm getting offended cause it sounds like you think we call him Peter 3 as an insult. Peter 1: . . . Wait did you take it that way, I am so sorry. Peter 3: No no no! I didn't you're fine. Peter 1: No no no, I'm so sorry I didn't mean it like that. Both Peter 2 and Peter 3: No, we didn't take it that way, seriously. Harry 3: I don't think that you are I'm just saying. Harry 2: Well can you stop saying, cause your making everyone feel bad. Peter 2: Stop it. Harry 1: Okay how am I younger than both of you yet I'm the most mature. Peter 1: Hare. Harry 3: *Pulls out pumpkin Bomb* Peter 3: HARRY!!!!

helpm333

being both a DC and marvel fan is like watching your parents fight everywhere you go and your just stuck in the middle like “but what if we put aside our differences… what about the power of friendship??“

jelleybun

I WAS LITERALLY TELLING A FRIEND ABOUT THIS!! most DC fans I meet ask which I prefer and when I say both I get sent to the phantom realm (no freeways) and when I tell a marvel fan I like both, I get thanos snapped out of existence!

like idk dude I just like superhero’s😔😔

helpm333

Seriously!! my mom is really into marvel and she kinda raised me on that but I've recently been getting into DC and when I told her she was like "hopefully its just a phase but I accept you anyway" it was like coming out all over again lmao 😭

#I just like superheros

being both a DC and marvel fan is like watching your parents fight everywhere you go and your just stuck in the middle like “but what if we put aside our differences… what about the power of friendship??“

#and they’re just like #no fuck you #marvel #marvel comics #mcu #mcu fandom #dc comics #dc universe #dcu #dcu fandom #power of friendship

izbnart

Batman animation 👍🌟

helpm333

holy shit I just watched this like 5 times I'm in awe

robs-your-robins

"It's eat the rich until it's Bruce Wayne," goes the saying in Gotham and Gothamites accept the hypocrisy. Until one Gen Z comment thread goes, "Oh, it's still eat the rich but Bruce gets eaten in an entirely different sense."

And suddenly Gotham is putting that shit on t-shirts, scrawling it on bathroom stalls, adding it into thirst traps of Bruce and spray painting it onto Wayne Enterprises billboards. Gotham wants to eat Bruce Wayne alright.