Sometimes Life Makes You Wonder...

"Experience has taught me that wishful thinking only leads to disappointment." - Prince of Persia The Two Thrones

[babs-n-baubles]

It’s a damn shame I can’t hug Zinogre.

I want to pet the lightning wolf-dragon but I know I’d probably get my face ripped off

[damnwyverngems]

𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕳𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 ♥ 𝖎𝖋 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖊𝖉 ♥

[dragonrage12343]

Monster Hunter Stories, my friend. All the hugs.

[konakoro]

Bro he was literally just chilling, wtf!!

[damnwyverngems]

x Noot

[beacascabel]

·· Inktober day 09 - Rathian ··⠀ I always wanted to draw the Rathian with her babies!!

[damnwyverngems]

x Donny

[dragonrage12343]

Really? Jojo? The E Honda reference was there and you miss it by a mile? I’m so sad.

[runningwithhelicopters]

Devilbro to the rescue.

[damnwyverngems]

[dragonrage12343]

Anyone else notice a new string of tumblr bots?

3 new accounts followed me in the past week. All of them with PLAY for FREE posts.

[damnwyverngems]

- 無駄ＶＳオラ -

By Substance20

** Permission was granted by the artist to share this image.

[damnwyverngems]

[dragonrage12343]

but...why is that tigrex so...BIG? 0_0

[untamedhero]

“Hmm…still didn’t get a Rathalos plate…”

[dragonrage12343]

didn’t even damage the tail tho. Which is funny because apparently that’s still a thing. In smash you can still damage the tail and head. Probably still won’t get a plate tho...

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

Visit Original Link

[dragonrage12343]

fapitalism:

KRUSTY KRAYEAHYEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEEEEAAAHB, PIZZA!

IS THE PIZZA YEAH FOR YOU AND ME-YEEEEEE-HEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEEEE!

[pattzillla]

Visit Original Link

i regret nothing

[human-collector]

I was playing something serious and then I paused it to play this.

I also don’t regret anything.

[damnwyverngems]

THE UNIVERSAL MOOD OF UNDRESSING COSPLAYERS. 

By AmenoKitarou // AKWIRRU.com // Patreon // Storenvy // IG // FB

I just added the music, it was a must!

[anneriawings]

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

[phantomrose96]

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

[anneriawings]

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

[anneriawings]

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

[anneriawings]

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

[anneriawings]

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

[anneriawings]

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

[phantomrose96]

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

[anneriawings]

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

[anneriawings]

COOKIES ACQUIRED

[homebeccer]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

[anneriawings]

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

[anneriawings]

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

[phantomrose96]

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

[dragonrage12343]

When you have to use adblock to keep Tumblr from forcing things on you.

Why do I have to treat my personal, customizable dashboard like a site riddled with ads and clickbait? It also doesn’t help that twice I talked to them about this and twice they told me there was nothing I could do. So get adblocked. You deserve it. >___>

[preventive]

via weheartit

[dragonrage12343]

except love DOES sit like a stone. Real love never moves, never changes, is always strong and reliable, and can be given to anyone without losing much yourself. Love doesn’t take effort because love isn’t something you do. Love is a heart condition. It’s part of who you are. If you have to make new love every time you wanna give some, you’ve never had the real thing in you.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You have to be 17 to join the army but 18 to play army-simulating games

[dragonrage12343]

Rated M...is literally age 17 and up. Really? Or maybe I’m too quick and don’t know what country you’re from.