Wing Beats

[cryptotheism]

Had a dream that I was accidentally entered into a "Christian rap competition" and the only thing I could think to rap about was my current interest in pickling onions. The crowd thought my pickled red onion brine for Jesus rap was so cringe that they didn't even boo. The entire venue just went completely silent until I felt awkward and left.

[plum-soup]

This would have done numbers with Russian orthodox Christians you were just playing to the wrong crowd king. Protestants have no culture

[cryptotheism]

"Are my pickled red onion bars wack? No, it is simply the protestants who are wrong."

[catchymemes]

[makahitaki]

[bisexualwario]

[lastforest]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I’m already missing HHN

[wind-the-music-box]

There’s one white girl who WOULD survive a horror movie-

[bisexualwario]

he is so completely fucked and refuses to realize it lmfao

[biglawbear]

The FTC gonna fine him billions of dollars holy fucking shit. They could shut the fucking company down. You don't fuck with the FTC.

[thebibliosphere]

Likes to charge reblogs to cast.

[tiktokhype]

Malicious compliance in Uni for lecturer who banned laptops during class.

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Posted on: Nov 11, 2022 4:38 am EST

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[sistertaxon]

good fucking lord we need to demystify minerals. crystals do not have healing or magical powers you guys are just getting scammed

[wolfennracha-deactivated2024062]

and we are what exactly? everything we interact with is a jigsaw puzzle of atoms. everything that effects or heals us in made of atoms and vibrations. negative ions from moving water affect our mood so why wouldn’t crystals?

[sistertaxon]

you are getting scammed

[capriciouslyvexed]

I own a rock shop. A lady came in about three years ago and asked me which crystals are best for healing, I gently explained that they didn’t have powers or healing properties. She started crying. She had late-stage cancer and no medical treatments were working. A crystal-healer had told her the only thing that would save her were crystals, then proceeded to convince her to spend $2000 on what realistically was only maybe $50 worth of Arkansas Quartz. She had two months to live, and was being strung along by scammers who gave her false hope in exchange for her life savings. I had indirectly just told this woman she was going to die, and it was hitting her all at once. Unfortunately, stuff like this is a regular occurrence. Maybe that’s my worst story, but it’s something I encounter on a weekly basis at least. Rocks, Minerals, and crystals are cool as hell but they don’t have powers. They aren’t mystical or special. I’m sorry for going off on a rant about this but it’s frustrating and it can ruin people’s lives.

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

[chongoblog]

Well Elon’s properly fucked now I think

[funnytwittertweets]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I mean Elon Musk has of course now cancelled the blue checkmark bullshit so no more Twitter fun with verified accounts, but shout out to my personal fave of someone pretending to be Gamefreak and tweeting "Gen 8 was bad because we wanted to accurately portray living in the UK"

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Legends only

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Can snakes have scoliosis or kyphosis?

Yes. One or a couple of spinal kinks are more common, but scoliosis and kyphosis both do occur. Many snakes can still have a happy and healthy life with scoliosis as long as their movement and ability to eat aren't significantly impacted, but I've found that kyphosis is more often than not severe and incompatible with life.

Scoliosis looks simply wild in snakes, too. On the outside, they just look like a particularly wiggly snake, but their X-rays are insane:

[stevespookington]

reminder to new users to change your icon so you don’t get blocked cause people think you are a bot

[xenon2022]

[miniangel]

happy november

[orgyporgy]

[txttletale]

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things