If I look back, I am lost

I'm the sort of person that never tags anything and thinks that everyone already saw the things I saw (because I'm usually the last one to see or read something) so please be prepared for lots of accidental spoilers. Also if you’re an anime blog wondering why I might be following you please redirect to magical-campanula and it’ll make sense again.

[freenarnian]

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Jolene

[solavei]

today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

[roseblossombuttercup]

[harbingersecho]

you will regret this for the rest of your life

[meandthedevilsminion]

#Welcome back Leslut de Lioncunt, I missed you

[dear-ao3]

adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

[oldwitchsleep]

i think it would be really funny if at some point louis admits to armand that he's been hallucinating lestat whenever they're together and armand just goes "girl me too"

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

[queer-as-city-folk]

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

[queer-as-city-folk]

No

[demiboydemon]

[blossyossyossy]

@torchickentacos @frisms

[catchymemes]

[kazliin]

[lostwoodscutie]

[wasabikitcat]

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

[cheshiregrinfu]

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

This website is a prison amd stuff like these are the bars of my cell.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[mortalityplays]

adding the entire userbase to a big discord server named 'tumblr 2.0' to solve no problems whatsoever and invent several new ones

[esthermika]

link?

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[boneswindler]

ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[tickatocka]

i want someone who’s never seen b99 to explain this screencap

[getintherobot]

is this live action cowboy bebop