[ceruleanheaven]

the lion concerns himself with everything

[chilewithcarnage]

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[hummingbirdsaltimolockia]

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

[oysters-aint-for-me]

fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.

[pukicho]

I absolve you of your sins

YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN

[dragonunicornpotato]

Thanks God.

[beebascloset]

you know when chubby men

[dragonunicornpotato]

Soon

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

[dragonunicornpotato]

Am I fat? Yes. But you know what I also am? Recovering from surgery. So if I want to Postmates a full order of loaded cheese fries and hunch over them like a decrepit goblin in my dark dorm room (never turn on the big light) it would take at least seven gods to stop me

[thaliasthunder]

i dont think we talk enough about the way nico treats hazel. we don't talk about how he squeazes her hand or how he kisses her cheek and forehead; how he tells her he's proud of her and calls her sis and how he puts his arms protectively around her shoulders and how he is constantly making sure she's okay. my boy is canonically very much soft to his baby sister and it makes me wanna SOB

[beebascloset]

I must confess that nearly every night before I sleep, I imagine sleeping with someone who genuinely loves me because nobody can fill that hole in my heart for me so I gotta do it myself smh 😤

[rottentreegremlin]

Zelda: we’re going to need flameproof elixirs *gets them out and hands one to Link*

Zelda: *opens her bottle and starts applying it to her skin* I can get your back for you—

Link, burping loudly and handing the bottle back to her: What was that?

Zelda:

Link: what?

Zelda, slowly closing her elixir: wh-where is it?

Link: where’s what?

Zelda: THE ELIXIR!

Link: oh, I drank it

Zelda:

Link:

Zelda: you what?

Link, totally chill and checking his weapons over: drank it

Zelda, slowly panicking: W-why?

Link: uh because it’s an elixir, duh. I don’t like it bc it tastes like old chunky milk but it’s whatever

Zelda: YOU DRANK IT?!!

Link: why are you yelling?

Zelda: IT’S A TOPICAL ELIXIR

Link: tropical?

Zelda, grabbing his wrist and shaking his arm in his face as she points: FOR. YOUR. SKIN.

Link: oh. Well it seems to work fine either way.

Zelda: oh my gods.. I put fucking hinox guts in that and you’re not even batting an eye!

Link: it’s cooked tho

Zelda: I’m going to throttle you

[between-star]

There's nothing wrong with you, princess

[saltythirstybirdmother]

Gamers rise up

[beardedmrbean]

Reblog to give your followers choccy milk

[artsybookworms]

I think the PJO Disney+ series should keep the “overcoming the blonde stereotype” subplot except with Percy and it’s a recurring gag throughout the season

[marspumpkin]

Hc that apollo kids have a power that lets them act as living shazams. Someone hums a tune and they can immediately recognise the song. Nico taps a rhythm to a nursery rhyme he knew as a kid and Will starts singing along and he's like HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

horrible plant ideas, go

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Moss that is almost identical to common city moss, but it lets out a deadly poison into the air.

[conspiring-limabean]

Grass that screams when you step on it

[deathbars]

Venus dogtrap

[marsjars-deactivated20250118]

tumbleweed with thorns

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

tumbleweeds already HAVE thorns

[marsjars-deactivated20250118]

oh i thought they were made up

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

reindeer are also real

[thedragonemperess]

Great post everybody!

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