HUG ME BROTHA!

[reallyshittyzodiacposts]

The signs as quotes from Drake and Josh

Aries: I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!

Taurus: So that’s why that’s been happening! I thought it was puberty.

Gemini: I wouldn’t want that phone back if I was dying on the kitchen floor.

Cancer: HUG ME, BROTHA

Leo: Pip pip da doodly doo!

Virgo: You calllin’ me a liar?

Libra: Drake Parker, I love you like the son I never had.

Scorpio: Oh, they’re going to carve me up like a Christmas ham!

Sagittarius: Well I ain’t callin’ you a truther!

Capricorn: What kind of help are you going to bring back, a dive team to locate my corpse?

Aquarius: Santa’s not looking for a relationship right now

Pisces: Come on, Dora, you’re the one with the map, don’t ask me!

[joshanddrake]

[joshanddrake]

[brittany-murphy]

[brittany-murphy]

[wizardfrenchfries-deactivated20]

Drake & Josh references in Grandfathered (se1ep15)

[ghostsandgoblins]

[ruinedchildhood]

[joshanddrake]

[temponame]

It’s time.

[tim-lucy]

I’m studying and you should be too! So ping pong?

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

File that under “jokes I didn’t understand when I was younger”

[crab-strology]

the signs as drake & josh quotes

Aries: “You know what Josh? I have dreams. And sometimes in those dreams, things happen to you” -Megan

Taurus: “Hug me, brotha!” -Drake & Josh

Gemini: “That is not my job!” -Helen

Cancer: “I hear crying. Oh, wait, it’s just me” -Josh

Leo: “ ‘Cus I’m numba one!” -Drake

Virgo: “Woah, just take it easy man” -Drake

Libra: “The Lord is testing me” -Helen

Scorpio: “I am going to do such illegal things to them!” -Megan

Sagittarius: “Come on dora, you’re the only one with the map, don’t ask me!” -Crazy Steve

Capricorn: “Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don’t question it” -Drake 

Aquarius: “Well, I ain’t calling you a truth” -Josh

Pisces: “ *in shocked/angry voice* MEGAN” - Drake & Josh

[movies-are-better-than-real-life]

[joshanddrake]

[drakeandjoshlover]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: if Helen from drake and josh is the principal of Hollywood Arts in victorious, then that means that Victorious and Drake and Josh are set in the same universe. why then does Cat reference an episode of Drake and Josh in "Who did it to Trina?"? tori even says the name of the show! also, it is obvious that iCarly and Victorious are set in the same universe, considering they cross over in iParty with Victorious, and Sam and Cat have a sitcom of their own. so does that mean that tori vega has an exact double, considering Victoria Justice was on iCarly before as Shelby Marx? Also, in an episode of Zoey 101, Quinn and Lola are seen on iCarly.com, indicating that that too is the same universe. but Lola is played by Victoria Justice as well! so there are three clones in this universe! but wait there's more!! both miranda cosgrove and jenette mccurdy were featured in (separate) episodes of Zoey 101, so do they have doubles as well?? and if drake and josh is in fact the same universe as victorious, which is the same universe as iCarly and Zoey 101, then that means Megan Parker is yet another clone! how then do we see Carly and Spencer watching Drake and Josh in the pranking episode? they watch a supposedly fictional TV show starring doubles of themselves, but WE know that this "fictional" TV show is set in their universe. i need answers!

[ruinedchildhood]