kerplunk

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[tonysaintborgi]

my mutuals are doing this to me

[problematic-woman-lover]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[rustybottlecap]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

There is… a lot going on here.

[themummersfolly]

Happy Pride to… whatever the hell is happening here.

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[ot3]

it is not only fucking stupid but also actively dangerous to pretend that anyone who shares your orientation label shares your political cause and is a safe individual in community with you

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[feraligatr]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[delta-domine]

I FUCKING CALLED IT

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

he must be one of the 12 people who saw TENET

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[grundoonmgnx]

Peter Ravn (Danish, b. 1955), The Stop. 2018, oil on canvas. 80 x 80 cm