Tempo

[thedgeofsleep]

"How'd your tummy time work out, Arin? Good?"

[kitikattt7]

2008 was a better time…

[mako-reaper-deactivated20230311]

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

[justplainsomething]

#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

[thathealeygirl]

OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

[askjennaflorida]

Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled

[tiffanyblews666]

fucking WILD

[passworddots]

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[passworddots]

There’s not really an ending to this little series. I’m sorry about that. But happy feasting to all!

[tonights-episode]

tonight’s episode: M-I-C K-I-A

[blind3dbylight]

what if you die and go to heaven, but god says:

[criticalsuccess]

playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

[tonights-episode]

tonight’s episode: SNAP, CRACKLE, COP

[tonights-episode]

tonight’s episode: IN THE MEAT OF THE MOMENT

[shittypcbuilds]

[shittypcbuilds]

[shittypcbuilds]

[luxwing]

What if the world… Were minecraft

[luxwing]

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

[luxwing]

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

[luxwing]

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

[luxwing]

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

[luxwing]

This is what I’m reading btw

[renamon]

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

[ripleyandweeds]

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

[thyrell]

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

[robobuddies]

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

[bunjywunjy]

holy shit every time I think this can’t possibly get weirder I get another curve ball thrown directly at my unprotected head

[covid-69]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

[sonicthehedgehog]

Welcome to the future. 

[thisbibliomaniac]

Me on Fourth of July like

[depesoon]

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

[that-deist-dude-deactivated2022]

Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.

It’s nationalist to state facts now?

How is this toxic?

Show me countries better than the USA.

[baehraini]

economically

x

human freedom

x

quality of life

x

social progress 

x

income equality (america was among the worst)

x

healthcare

x x

gender equality

x

what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.

[pop-titty-epic-deactivated20180]

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

[kvltovcoyote]

we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?

[swimmingferret]

I remember this epic moment from The Newsroom

Americans just buy into the propaganda they are the greatest country when there is absolutely zero evidence to say so.

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

I reblog this post every chance I get.

[justasillynerd]

We also lead the first world in woman’s death giving birth. With numbers especially high for African American woman.

[prokopetz]

So apparently the “Half A Press” guy got bored with completing Super Mario 64 without using the A button, and has started a side project working toward completing Super Mario 64 without using the joystick.

Here’s what the level “Bowser in the Dark World” looks like with no joystick inputs, for reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZQM1uKSWzQ

I know I’ve joked in the past that his ultimate goal is to beat Super Mario 64 through the power of thought alone, but it’s looking increasingly like he might actually pull it off!

[homoclothes]

[temponame]

Pannenkoek is a God

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]