Please spread these words forever, Storyteller

Ica/Luca | She/they | ♓ | Dork | Bi | 26 | @DrakeBlight on twitter

[drakeblight]

While im still active here, im WAYYY more active over on https://www.twitter.com/drakeblight

Feel free to follow me there!

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[ocxmaul]

my text post collection vol. 1

[theotherendcomics]

[tuxedodan]

[effemimaniac]

call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember

[one-time-i-dreamt]

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official one-time-i-dreamt Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my Life & Career as Tumblr's token Croatian menace! Collect all of your favorite one-time-i-dreamt Digital Trading Cards, very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting. GET YOUR CARDS NOW. Only $99 each! Would make a great Christmas gift. Don't Wait. They will be gone, I believe, very quickly!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Just discovered that some loser just copied me on another platform, but anyone can see that my digital trading cards are way closer to my likeness than these other ones are to the guy in question!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Leaking my second design for the fans

[drakeblight]

Just remembered i filmed myself brushing my teeth because i blindly trusted someone on the internet. All time low...

[thel3tterm]

What the hell.

[pearwaldorf]

I thought this was fake, but no, it appears you cannot open the door to a Tesla model S from the outside if it's not powered. Somebody legit died because of this.

[cryptotheism]

You go to a gentrified artisan burger joint and there's a burger called "The Budd Dwyer" for 14$

[secondhandbagofholding]

And if you don’t say you want it with “the works” they give you nothing but a crusty burger on a brioche bun that’s mashed to atoms with your first handling of it. Now, I ain’t one of them fancy-ass city folk you youngin’s are talkin’ about but I think I might know a thing or two about good country cookin’ and that just ain’t it. Keep your brioche. Keep your Dwyer. I’ll just take a Bud and head on down to the pasture, gnaw on a cow down there. That’s good country livin.

[cryptotheism]

Love where you're taking this joke, but you should Google Bud Dwyer.

[secondhandbagofholding]

I’m tired.

[secondhandbagofholding]

At least he was an organ donor.

[peanutposting]

Blowin Money Fast

[dark-deathrage]

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

[ulysseus]

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

[joyfriend]

literally obsessed with the idea that thomas sanders just wrote this and sent it to himself like he did with the delivery receipt

[joyfriend]

i miss you forever shitty thomas sanders tweet which was definitely faked

[itriedimhighandreadytodie]

EDIT: I went to sleep with this having like 200 notes and when I wake up as of writing this it has over 1500 notes. Wtf.

[megafreeman]

Shaggy isn't even his name, its his nickname. Man's drowning in so much pussy they started calling him "fuckboy" in british

[fromthecrypt]

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

[fromthecrypt]

[vzm]

i hate when a pump dispenser like shampoo or soap gets low and you have to jack it off and make it cum

[randombubblegum]

tiktok is a biblical plague btw

[galaxianbitch]

[randombubblegum]

everyone on this post saying shit like “uh bluh you can customize your algorithm!!1!!!” is MISSING the point. this person got it tho

[dollmaycry]

throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead