MORE LIKE BORED MEETING, RIGHT?

nobody ever laughs at the bored meeting joke. I'm used to the disappointment.

[drakewaynemerger]

okay Google how do I get my fiance to cosplay with me.

[guooey]

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

[memories]

we just checked in on the #likeabcmb tag after a break and now we remember why we went on the break in the first place.

forever yours,

the tumbeasts

[drakewaynemerger]

so basically, tumblr April Fools is just enabling my fiance to be more lovestruck.

[misterjasonaalon]

[thefreegladelancer]

Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

[daggerfall]

Woke Supreme™: blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong IRL

[drakewaynemerger]

sometimes I want to ask my brother what he’s redacting. then I remember I don’t want to know.

[tittletattles]

ARE THERE INFINITELY MANY WHAT

math was a goddamn mistake id like to sit down and have a serious talk with every mathematician ever they knew perfectly well the nature of their crimes

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

[dizepm-deactivated20180217]

im an orange juice grandma

[sketchdeath]

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

[lovingrot]

[nasafucker2000]

ASDFGHHKL

[ramdaughter]

i got  “90s grunge quote unquote deer” and im not being funny thats literally how i live right now

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[shantrising-deactivated20200105]

[clownsaliens]

[hustlerose]

i bet you can’t kiss me bro. i bet you fucking can’t. no dude it’s impossible i dare you to try it. you can’t do it bro i bet you can’t 

[incorrectfmadialogue]

[mandalorianreynolds]

How the hell is that incorrect dialogue?

[getinthefuckingjaeger]

Son I didn’t know that’s from incorrectfma account I deadass thought it was a dialogue I forgot

[drakewaynemerger]

random mun note, you can actually reach vitamin d toxicity if you have too much}}