“Look at the muscles on you!”
–A common comment from NPCs after gaining a strength attribute of seventy or higher in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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sheepfilms
taylor price
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie

JVL
Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor

oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
DEAR READER
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Kiana Khansmith
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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“Look at the muscles on you!”
–A common comment from NPCs after gaining a strength attribute of seventy or higher in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
“Tell me again how you and Martin defeated Mehrunes Dagon!”
I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE
At some point after a successful android revolution, they invent a version of alcohol for androids. Obviously Hank has to buy it for Connor. Somewhere Markus and North are losing their shit.
It’s gonna be that time of year again starting tomorrow, where not only do the cis straight people come after gays like me, but also fellow LGBT people will try to isolate me because in all aspects I don’t look, or act “gay enough”.
Support your Bi’s and Nonbinary’s this June.
TES IV Oblivion: Let me die already
when in the snow I like to lie and fold my arms and wait to die
and guess who came
cats with binkies omg literally me
the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave
plato: the shadows are like a surface level understanding and coming out of the cave and seeing the actual objects is what being a philosopher is like
me: this is stupid and pretentious
cis person: girl is when pink and flower and boy is when blue and guns
me: oh no theyre still in the cave
please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
Riley Samels on Instagram / Etsy
Art by s-subIime
“We recently gave our tortoise (the biggest) to a friend. She had a couple others and we thought it would be a better environment for him. She sent this video to us today. The three of them are now the best pals, and always walk around like this. <3”
(Source)
every day I wake up and think about the fact that Lucien raised the argonian twins
as you can see, I have no idea how to draw argonians. their socks were knitted by Vicente, you can’t change my mind
“No mom!!! I still fit”
(Source)
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
Ah yes, welcome to Edgeworth’s mind 🙃🔥🔥