Athenian Lion

Circus, writer, nerd

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[gayvampyr]

losing it over this. pure chaos

[beardedmrbean]

[i-am-dulaman]

[sindar-princeling]

I'm just saying

(my contribution to this poll (in which you should totally vote for Éowyn by the way 🙏))

[sindar-princeling]

I'm going to be real with you all, I Can't Do This this year again, so. preemptive strike before I get any more 'well, actuallys' it is

[luminouslumity]

Beautiful!

[jeanninedupree]

Broke the sound barrier with the speed with which I reblogged this. GO OFF QUEEN (OF THE NIGHT)!

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[ratfingerspress]

Inktober day 13 “drink”

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

worrying is like worshipping the problem

[otabekisautistic]

and brother i’m on my knees

[baddywronglegs]

[a-sinister-wizard]

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[eversoslightlybitter]

Peer-reviewed tags

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[56kilobits]

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

[vero-niche]

playing a car game, aiming for some mindless fun. not vibing too much with it until ☝️ i have discovered two things 1. you can just go wherever tf you want, no need to race 2. there is a radio station that plays classical music

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[realdonkeykong]

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.