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#on a different blog #and mostly about mass effect #but its so crazy to come back on here and see all of my mutuals who still are mutuals #i miss you all

vriginiawoolf

LILY EVANS → I used to tell her she ought to have been in my House. Very cheeky answers I used to get back too.

#lily evans

isoltsayre

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Illustrated Edition [x]

praetorsreyna

to the deaf stars she screamed: make me queen or i’ll make you bleed

#narcissa malfoy

dasstark

✨Instagram.com/dasstark

pugfaced

PANSY PARKINSON ↦ moodboard

She doesn’t cackle, but he can almost hear the sound anyway with the wicked sneer she gets, the way those pale green eyes glitter with nothing but pure evil. How one tiny person can hold that much awfulness inside them he’ll never know. “I know,” she says, and then she’s gone.

#pansy parkinson

parseltongve

the boy who had no choice.

#ch: my father will hear about this

deamus

character moodboards (1/?): Luna Lovegood

“Be messy and complicated and afraid and show up anyways.” (x)

#ch: you're as sane as i am

sxpositive

“Are you sure that’s a real spell?’ said the girl. ‘Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and its all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s magic at all. It was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, I mean, it’s the very best school of witchcraft there is, I’ve heard – I’ve learnt all our set books off by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough – I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?’ ★ h.j.granger

#ch: i'm hoping to do some good in the world

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Harry Potter character aesthetic: Molly Prewett

#molly weasley

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You said it once before, that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We’ve had time, haven’t we? We’re with you whatever happens.

#ch: i'm hoping to do some good in the world

vkndr

harry potter meme: [2/2] books/movies » harry potter and the order of the phoenix (2007) dir. david yates

We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.

#ootp #hp edit

staysofti

sick and full of pride

#ch: my father will hear about this

ewatson

The ones that love us never really leave us (remake)

#hp edit

mydearthisbe

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.”

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.”

twelvemonkeyswere

no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies

thesanityclause

Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book

septimusprime

Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.

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Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.

zero0000

“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!” “Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.” “Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!” “He can’t he needs them to see.”

animatedamerican

it got better

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It’s honestly a miracle to me that wizarding society doesn’t collapse every other week because like

You’ve got this world full of people who can destroy whole buildings or turn people into beetles or make vehicles fly just by waving a stick at them

And there is literally no common sense

Anywhere to be found

Voldemort would never have had anyone find out he was back if he just went around calling himself Steve

kat8porgs

Okay, see, I thought I saved this post to comment on it but I’d like to bring up

The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. He’d buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldn’t but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.

But, but, but, you know the one person

the one person

who Gerald White would drive AB-SO-LUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT?

Severus Snape.

Snape would do everything, EVERYTHING, to get people to believe that it’s Sirius. But the Order would ignore it (they accepted Sirius as Sirius before anyway) and Remus would just be so… so affronted.

‘Severus, he is my cousin.’

And Sirius would love it. He’d love the fact that Snape just hated it. He’d be the BEST DAMN GERALD WHITE EVER b/c Snape is doing everything from dropping veritaserum into his firewhisky to capturing a dementor in a box and releasing it on Sirius when he least expects it

That one causes problems for a bare minute because SHIT A DEMENTOR ATTEMPTED TO GIVE GERALD THE KISS MAYBE SNAPE IS RIGHT except Harry comes forward and is like ‘excuse me, I’ve never committed a crime and dementors are ALWAYS attacking me, I think they’re attracted to glasses’

and the magical community is like ‘shit, yeah, you’re right’

and just

Spare. Snape goes spare.

laurathia

Picturing Snape as Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Oddparents now.

mariana-oconnor

Gerald White eventually becomes a fully registered animagus. When he turns into his animagus form right in front of Snape, Snape’s bursting at the seams, just pointing at him and spluttering:

‘HE’S A BIG BLACK DOG! A DOG - THAT IS BLACK. SIRIUS BLACK. BLACK DOG DOG BLACK.’

And Remus calmly says: “That’s absurd, Severus. Sirius Black was never an animagus and besides which, people’s names don’t have any influence over their animagus forms or anything like that. That’s ridiculous.”

And Snape yells: “Shut it WEREWOLF MCWEREWOLF!”

Everyone looks at Remus, who blinks and sighs as Gerald White turns back into his human form.

“Pure coincidence,” Gerald says. “My aunt was into Roman mythology. Has to happen sometimes.” Then he pauses to give Snape an overly concerned look. “Are you alright, Severus? You’re looking a little red.”