:)

[drarrymancr]

contrary to popular beliefs, i am not dead.

[drarrymancr]

harry, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: yeah,, i- i don’t really think heels are for me draco, walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[drarrymancr]

harry: I will not hesitate to strangle you. draco: Can you even reach my neck?

[drarrymancr]

harry, talking to draco on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? draco: You bet! harry: At what temperature? draco: 535. harry: That's the clock. draco: harry: draco: 536.

[drarrymancr]

o o f

sasuke: come over

naruto: cant

sasuke: my parents aren’t home

naruto: your whole family is fucking dead you dumbass

[drarrymancr]

deku flirting for the first time:

deku: kacchan, did it hurt?

kacchan: what

deku: when you fell from heaven?

kacchan:

deku:

kacchan: did you just call me satan?