[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

[iraffiruse]

[theleveretpath]

Gorgeous.

[justprisonersoflove-deactivated]

In the first pics I thought they were making the angry librarian from monsters inc

[bob-belcher]

[whomst]

All I’m saying is that if we can bring back the word hewwo we should be able to say smexy without any fear! Are we men or are we cowards???

[le-sad-demiurge]

[fozzie]

#isaac is ahead of the curve it’s already brought smexy back

[lake-erie]

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that

[alexander]

IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW

[selfgoals]

[straiightfromtheheartarchiv-blog]

selfgoals:

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

Doesn’t follow my blog aesthetic?

I don’t give a shit.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[dionysusilluminatusx]

What???

[officialfist]

3 people died and 7 became ill after eating blue bell due to the bacteria listeria being found in several machines. Most people’s immune systems shrugged it off but people with compromised immune systems (birth defects or diseases such as HIV) could become seriously ill or in this case die as a result of it.

[dionysusilluminatusx]

Damn, that’s crazy that it happened, I’m glad I know not to buy them now.

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

@amerigoilluminatusx Hello! Texas native, here with more information that you should have the opportunity to know.

The second it became clear that Blue Bell was the source, they voluntarily shut down their facilities and recalled EVERYTHING they currently had on the market, around 8 million gallons of ice cream.

They tested, disassembled and thoroughly sterilized, then retested their manufacturing equipment. At least one major piece of equipment was thrown away, presumably because they couldn’t guarantee it was safe.

They tracked down the source of the “outbreak” and submitted a root cause analysis (with some info redacted here) to the FDA. And then they slowly started manufacturing again, releasing a few flavors at a time, testing each shipment before sending them out.

This happened over a year ago. They’re still recovering.

They threw away MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep people safe instead of, you know, trying to keep everything under wraps. (Honestly the tagline here should be “We Scare Because We Care” or somethin.) Blue Bell is a fricken solid and honest company.

So, yeah, enjoy your ice cream! ALL OF BLUE BELL IS DOING EVERYTHING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO KEEP IT SAFE AND DELICIOUS.

That is all.

[regularlesbian]

fun fact: any policy on drugs that isn’t harm reduction is going to cause addicts to suffer and die

[uncanney]

fun fact: Drug addiction is a public health issue, and approaching it as if it were a law enforcement issue is prejudicial to addicts and will result in their suffering and death

[jumpingjacktrash]

if you just assume addiction is a method of self-medicating, you’ll pretty much never be wrong.

now, not everything people self-medicate for actually has a proper treatment. i’m pretty sure the reason my uncle made sure to be slightly drunk at all times ‘to round the sharp corners off of things’ was sensory processing disorder. i have that too, and i just kind of accept that i’m going to randomly get my brain sandpapered from time to time. there is no medication for that. all you can do is dull your senses. i’ve chosen not to, but i can’t blame him for his decisions. when a ringing phone feels like getting hit upside the head with a frying pan, liver damage sounds like a fair price to pay.

anyway, it seems really self-evident to me that people don’t enjoy living the life of an addict, they do it because the alternative looks worse. people don’t get addicted to substances just for funsies. they start making a habit of taking something because of insomnia, or grief, or headaches, or depression, or seething undirected rage and terror they can’t put a name to – something that they can’t ignore or shrug off. and for whatever reason – lack of access, lack of knowlege, lack of money, or it just plain doesn’t exist – they aren’t able to apply the Approved Correct Remedy. they use what they can get.

addicts aren’t some weird otherfolk who inexplicably just Do Drugs because they’re Bad. addicts are you with a problem you can’t solve.

[iamatinyowl]

The mere presence of addiction in a person isn’t a statement on their morality.

[carrionkid]

this is simultaneously the worst and best thing i’ve ever done

[aku-no-homu]

Didn’t want to know about this but here I am

[aku-no-homu]

and his old college roommate weighs in

[butt-berry]

Not to be dramatic but this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole entire god damn life

[shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan]

B, A, G

B, A, G

G, G, G, G

A, A, A, A

B, A, G

[c-sharp-harmonic-minor]

I love how every musician knows exactly what this is and what it means

[danisontnonfire]

I hate this

[colorfulstormuniverse-blog]

I haven’t properly played my flute in two years and I still understand this

[shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan]

I love how this is still circulating, and that it’s not just musicians that reblog this. 90% of children had to endure this torture

[rubyneoalt]

I WANNA CRY

[jaimelannistre-archived]

Cop Rick appreciation ★ You told me to put my faith in the right Morty. I’ve got faith in you, partner. Do the right thing.

[melonmemes]

[xlarryvich]

[dietcrush]

[austinbey-deactivated20180123]