DrBirds

Snap crackle pop microwaved glowstick

[drbirds]

I saw it in a dream so I had to make it.

[kosmogrl]

[qalbtalk-deactivated20231105]

“…use things to have good days.”

[narcissistcookbook]

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

[magicicapra]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[highqualityduck-deactivated2026]

It's also the origin of this beautiful line

[galaxywarp]

Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability

There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.

[viralfrog]

[cute-catts]

[sasquapossum]

[depsidase]

[ginga-snappd-offical]

I can’t reblog with vids so have a play by play

[neil-gaiman]

If you didnt pander to trans/gays you'd have zero fans because your writing sucks.

I'm sure you're right. But that means there must be tens of millions of trans and gay people reading my books and comics. And I'm good with that.

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[drbirds]

If I ever needed to sneak through a mirror maze I would simply wrap myself in vampire hair.

[drbirds]

Also, what if Medusa was a vampire? That'd be fucked up.

[drbirds]

If I ever needed to sneak through a mirror maze I would simply wrap myself in vampire hair.

[egberts]

hopefully they never take away the way you can drag the little post icons around the screen on the android app

[egberts]

iPhone user WISH they had this

[star-mom-selkie]

everyone on android mobile stopped to do this after seeing the gif

[veepangwin]

posts that remind you to play with your balls(Android users only)

[funny-tik-toks]

[audrey-hepbae]

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[b0tster]

sony this is ur chance to announce the funniest thing

[b0tster]

shut down and for what

[orteil42]

hi ortiel. i'm a school librarian and we have one of those scholastic book fairs going on. there's a cookbook that's cover looks like a cookie, and when i had 3rd graders in previewing the book fair, about five or six of them saw the book and went "yoo!! cookie clicker book!!" and they all crowded around the book and started rapidly tapping the book. just thought you should know

you thought right this is outstanding news

[pangur-and-grim]

I love how you can use the environment in baldur’s gate.

for instance, I got my ass completely handed to me in a battle, so on my second attempt I piled barrels of gunpowder & wine near where the enemies would run out, and had one of my guys posed with a fire spell to ignite them. and THIS TIME, I triggered a massive explosion on my first turn of combat, instantly killing my entire party.

[ruckuscauser]

[thememedaddy]

[someoneelsemaybe]