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hey pinning this bc ppl are fucking RETARDS. do not call me racist because i hate slurs and reblog bait.

also calling me a cracker bc i dont reply instantly is fucking embarrasing of ur unemployed ass lmao im sleeping and ur still frothing at the mouth loooool

anxiousleftist

How it feels to be queer & disabled:

anxiousleftist

Happy anniversary to this post 💕🌈♿️

badsciencejokes

Dude has a death wish

vergess

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

haropla

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

krystal-prisms

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

totally-original-artist

openworldadventurer

k9mackenzie

@kittysnail-sadweasel lick the bird

lordofseagulls

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

leaving my communities or dms to look at main page and instanly leave reminds me of morty taking a break from fucking the sex robot to chug some orange jiuce

roadhogsbigbelly

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

drbrightofficial

or u cant afford the game/setup

oliv3box

BIRTHDAY NEXT MONTH.

I have an eye infection.

drbrightofficial

awesome

not awesome

squeakitties

necromosss

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

commodore-64

put that back

the-davest-of-uncles

National Lampoon, October 1985

no-one-offical

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wowee im fucking famous

hey bro why did you take a picture of us peeing and then put it up as you’d profile background or whatever that’s called. That’s not very nice dude >:(

banner* in my defence it was really funny

xx-all13-c4t777-xx

Sometimes I get so bored I search radqueer and just block people until I get so mad I have to close tumblr also here’s the funniest screenshot in the entire world I think

Fucking :3ing after defending pedophilia is so funny I dunno why

drbrightofficial

sorry to hear abt that

drbrightofficial

hey pinning this bc ppl are fucking RETARDS. do not call me racist because i hate slurs and reblog bait.

drbrightofficial

also calling me a cracker bc i dont reply instantly is fucking embarrasing of ur unemployed ass lmao im sleeping and ur still frothing at the mouth loooool

roguedeer

The added ableism is a really nice toucha youre still racist. And its still super funny that you think youre oppressed for being white!!

drbrightofficial

how am i ablist? and how am i racist?

the-eldritch-it-gay

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

the-eldritch-it-gay

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

Are you okay

the-eldritch-it-gay

The results are inconclusive on that.

the-eldritch-it-gay

For the record, since making this post I was diagnosed with autism and my blanket situation is documented in the diagnosis write-up. So there's that.

no-one-offical

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drbrightofficial

good point