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glasg0wned

Happy 20th Birthday Half-Life: Opposing Force!

drcoomerphd

Happy 21st Birthday Half-Life: Opposing Force!

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#*adds Alyx to my inventory*#Alyx Vance #hl

xenrelay

Are you still taking requests? If so, may I request Gordon and Kleiner at MIT? :3

took a minute, but

#so sweet!#their friendship means a lot to me #Gordon Freeman #Isaac Kleiner #hl

mr-frej

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#mood #Gordon Freeman #hl

synthlet

hl2 metrocop adidas sweatpants

synthlet

barney calhoun adidas sweatpants

synthlet

#yes exactly #Barney Calhoun #hl

residentevildash-moved

i love this

#Gordon's apparently taken gymnastics classes #Gordon Freeman #hl

bellygunnr

Barney vs bees

imagine you're Barney Calhoun, 33 years old, a little to the left of sober, and you're trying to show off to this 12 year old. there's a beehive in the safe house and it needs to go because ol' Kleiner is allergic to bees and quite frankly, death by honey insect is NOT the way to go after surviving black mesa.

but you don't speak the new local language well enough to ask how to safely get rid of hives. or ask anything, really. but you've got some big sticks, alcohol, and the attention of a 12 year old who would like nothing better than to watch her uncle play baseball.

and well, Eli's saying something about proper bug removal, but does he see the big stick? no? well, too bad. you give Alyx a thumbs up and just fucking swing at it.

it smashes apart. into a million pieces and a thousand bugs. your name is Barney Calhoun and you're hitting new speed records trying to escape the ire of European bees because you are, unequivocally, dumb as shit.

but hey. it all works out in the end. you DID get the bees out, after all, and you're the only one who got stung.

#oh my god #Barney how did you survive 8 years post-cascade if THIS is the best plan you've got #Barney Calhoun #hl