getting into jojos bizarre adventure for me was like being a soldier once thought missing now returning home from war into his small town, and in that small town i meet a passing childhood crush who I never thought I’d have the gall to ask to our small little homecoming dance, but there she is, and she’s the first to greet me home and we embrace for what seems like an eternity longer than my time in battle, and after the festivities we talk for hours late into the night, and when I wake to the sunrise on the porch of my parents old cottage everything is right and my future is clearer than it’s ever been.
or in other words jjba jingles charismatic comically buff men in front of me like keys and who am to resist such a succulent treat. I think Kars looks like rarity and I thought that was funny. His thighs, while massive in their own right, are supposed to be sort of perspective warped but I had some trouble along the way so I cropped it and now it looks a little funny whatever
AAUUGH i just realized I forgot his arm braces i am a bad person pretend that they are there










