THE SHORT LIST
Creme Brawl-ée
Sue Flay
Muffin Top
Betty Knocker/Clocker/Socker
Brutecake
PunchLady Doris
EDIT: via @pathophage, “Apple Thumpling”
Sue Flay, Betty Clocker, and Brute Cake are all winners for sure, but Brute Cake gets my vote (not that my vote counts). It’s adorable, badass, and I’ve never heard it before!











