The Emperor’s New Groove starters pt. 1
“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”
“Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being!”
“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.”
“Ok, this is the real me.”
“This perfect world begins and ends with me.”
“It is time for you to choose your bride.”
“Let me guess, you have a great personality.”
“The emperor had me thrown out a window.”
“You really should have thought of that before you became a peasant!”
“The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?”
“Whoa! No touchy! No touch!”
“I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire.”
“I’m here because I received a summons.”
“Word on the street is you can fix my problem.”
“When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.”
“Isn’t it great? It’s my birthday gift to me!”
“I give the word, and your town will be destroyed.”
“Why do we even have that lever?”
“___, put your hands in the air!”
“I’ll smash it with a hammer.”
“Oh, right. The poison–The poison for ___. The poison chosen specifically to kill ___. ___’s poison.”
“I am one hungry king of the world.”
“Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.”
“This isn’t poison. This is extract of llama!”
“All your poisons look alike. You might want to think about re-labeling some of them.”
“Well I suppose there’s time for dessert.”
“Still think I’m not the victim here?”
“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”
“Don’t listen to that guy, he’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“You’re sort of confusing me, so begone.”
“Um, what’s with the chimp and the bug?”
“What am I gonna tell the village?”
“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”
“Um, I’m the one in the cart, remember?”
“You’re that whiny peasant.”
“What do you mean I don’t look like the emperor?”
“My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!”
“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.”
“That’s giving you way too much credit.”
“Build your summer home somewhere else.”
“I don’t make deals with peasants!”
“Ooh, it’s a scary tree.”
“I’m born with an innate sense of direction.”
“Ok, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Don’t worry your highness, I’ve got you! You’re safe now.”
“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”
“Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”
“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”
“Some day you’re going to end up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”
“Are you going to build a fire or what?”
“Well, he ain’t getting any deader!”
“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else.”
“Don’t shake unless you mean it.”
“Believe it or not, I think I need a bath.”
“I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.”
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