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incorrect quotes of Escape from the Bloodkeep because I'm stuck in the 2010's

Lilith: Zaul'Nazh doesn’t deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone. Maggie: I'm gone. Lilith: Now go chop his dick off!

Efink: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.

Sokhbarr: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Markus, new to the job: What's the signal when something goes wrong? Leiland: We yell, 'oh shit.' Markus: … That'll work.

Leiland: Why do you hang out with me? Markus: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Leiland: … Leiland: I feel a bit sorry for you.

Leiland: What do you want for breakfast? Leiland Jr.: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN. Maggie: Maggie: He wants eggs.

Efink: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

Lilith, to the good guys: Stop "saving the world" and get a hobby!

The whole squad: The good guys like to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

Zaul'Nazh: Does the defendant have any special requests? Olag: Death penalty. Maggie, from the gallery: Olag, it’s just a parking ticket. Olag, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

Maggie: Okay, what does A stand for? Leiland Jr.: Arson. Maggie: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? Leiland Jr.: Barson. Markus: laughter Maggie: What stands for C? Leiland Jr.: Commit arson. Lilith: Oooh. Maggie: D! Leiland Jr.: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. Markus: more laughter

Leiland: This can’t get any worse. Can it? Galfast Hamhead: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

Good guy: Any last words? Early Season Efink: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Leiland: Hold the fuck up. Markus: Excuse me? Leiland: I said hold the fuck up. Markus: … Leiland: I’m the fuck up, hold me.

*In a battle* Sokhbarr, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Markus: Take it back now y'all!

Leiland, trying to flirt with Markus: I think both of our families suck.

Leiland: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

Zaul'Nazh: I am your king, long may I reign! Lilith: Well I didn’t vote for you! Zaul'Nazh: You don’t vote for kings. Markus: Well how’d you become king then? Zaul'Nazh: The Boatman of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft the Crown from the bosom of the water blood, signifying by divine providence that I, Zaul'Nazh, was to carry it. That is why I am your king. Sokhbarr: Listen. Strange people boating in ponds distributing crowns is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Leiland: Good news! I didn’t screw up! Zaul'Nazh: … Leiland: I screwed up less badly than usual! Zaul'Nazh: … Leiland: Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual.

Maggie: Made you all playlists! Maggie: Lilith, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Maggie: Leiland, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Maggie: And Markus has the ABBA Gold album.

Zaul'Nazh: sapnu puaS. Leiland: What? Maggie: What language is that. Zaul'Nazh: Turn your phone 180 degrees. [Zaul'Nazh was removed from the groupchat]

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fiction things i go nuts for:

character that without knowing it (or reader and/or other characters dont know it) is a [insert magic species built on some sort of purpose ex. guardian spirit/spirit guide/torture demon] that fulfills that purpose in the story. (eg. dante from coco)

is it hallucinations or is it real -> turns out to be real (eg. "happy" on netflix)

symbolic names

two characters extremely hostile toward eachother but under scrutiny of other character/s, therefore having to make really vague threats and not allowed to go all out.

magic or sci fi weather in fantasy/sci fi stories

silent and scary and stoneface competent person turns out to be very socially awkward and shy and thats why theyre quiet

time travel

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im gonna describe a character to you.

his writer is christian. he's pale, gaunt, dark-haired, and british. he's an egocentric scientist who created mishapen life by using the remains of people and strange science. the creation has the mind of a child and is commonly considered a pop culture monster. this character is broken by this creation and chased by his son.

his creation kills people. this character has lost a young boy with whom he had familial relation to his creation.

he has an old friend named henry. he has a familial relation with someone named elizabeth. he has something to do with the name "william". he's a bad dad.

his story ends with a cleansing fire, burning his creation/s.

okay. did i just describe william afton or victor frankenstein from mary shelley's book frankenstein

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our universe but like 30-50-70 years in the future. space travel invented. all the hyper-rich priviledged people are like "cya" and leave all the "undesirables" behind on apocalyptic earth.

The "undesirables" are like "okay byee" and make earth a nice place to live. economically they have to, since now like 50% of the population are neurodivergent or disabled and the workforce is desperately needed. also the rich people leaving crashes stocks and whatnot but it doesnt actually make a real world difference.

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funky pirate or mermaid (or both) prosthetic ideas:

pearl stuffed in eye. like a glass eye. literal pearl.

eye socket stuffed with a gold coin.

coral anything

anything obsidian/volcanic rock found on sea travels? "but as it's volcanic glass, its very fragile, and not suited for use as a prosthetic--" and then you get hit by the wooden baseball bat in my other hand

ice-power pirate with ice pegleg kept freezing by their ice power

pegleg of the bone of some dead fantasy creature. may give boons. like a dragon's bone giving luck, or a dragon's bone setting anything you step on ablaze?? or arm prosthetic.

swordfish saw arm

accidental eldritch contact -> tentacle leg/arm

semi related:

eyepatch hiding something much weirder than an eye

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spoopy traits to give to spoopy characters:

(horror i guess)

lower jaw that separates in two lengthwise, 1 canine tooth each. think snake's/look up snake skeleton. body horror: skin is still on. character looks totes normal. but sometimes you can see the bones do their bulgy shifting/seperating thing underneath the skin when character is agitated or fidgeting. maybe in a dramatic moment, character overexerts their jaws and breaks their skin open to stretch fully.

face looks totally normal. their eyes SEEM open. then, their eyes split open to open again.

character with busted open ribcage as a part of their design.

character w a bear trap closed on their head.

exposed vertebrae

character that can move their facial features however they want. even turning them inside out or putting one inside the other!

looped ingrown horns? brain damage from ingrown horns?

lobotomy scars

wearing other ppls skin

body part is spreading to other parts of their body like a contagious fungi

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fun eyes if youre getting bored or normal ones:

clock (pupil is center). Actually shows the time. perhaps gained by time travelling too much.

smiley face. pupil is nose.

spider. spider crawling around as they look at stuff.

electrical coil

white lashes + wholly black eyes.

gem eye. everything they see is fractal and sparkly.

the iris+pupil is a pattern that repeats across the whole eye and possible beyond it.

glowy eyes showing blurrily thru long bangs.

one eye is bulging with pupils, the other has none.

iridescent.

tv no-signal eyes, flicker between colorbars and gray static.

eyes that look like they're from a grainy, old glitchy vhs tape. the rest of the body does not match.

a person so infused in magic their pupils painfully shift into the shape of runes.

eyes of a color humans should never have seen

eyes that blink the wrong way

radar eyes (+ you get to decide what they're detecting)

animal eyes

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superphysical features for ocs:

Secretly supernatural brown eyes that shift to purple in the right angle/light

shaped beauty marks

shaped nails

limbs "fade into bones"

constant runny mascara

iridescent freckles

wings as veil

crystallized wings

mask attached to face via strings of flesh

anything inspired by orchid mantis

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gendered attraction is so fuckin weird man. change one letter of a pronoun in erotica and i cease to be horny. fucking wild

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god/angelic thing trying to help a cute mortal but damaging them in the process to almost-death with Their radience like a human's salty skin oils burn a worm to shrivel or a magpie cared for by humans becomes dependent

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dumb weapons:

literal "can of whoop ass"

war hammer but its a squeaky hammer

bow but it shoots big wasp

braces that let you breathe fire

d20 dice gavel. each time you swing, it rolls and gives you a wildly different weapon.

enchanted knife that without fail always finds a way to stab the user instead

enchanted sword that talks in your mind but it wildly overestimates its own abilities and is really obvious abouts its attempts (all failed, so far) to take over your soul and its kinda annoying

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cool words:

"endling" - last individual of their species

"latticework"

"queenright"

"sepulchre"

"fauxliage" (fake foliage, plants)

"witzelsucht": rare neurological symptoms characterized by tendency to make puns, tell inappropriate jokes or pointless stories

"tintinnabulation"

"harrumph"

"knight of the road"

"milquetoast"

"tertium quid": a third thing that is indefinite & undefined but is related to two definite or known things.

"careworn" (tired & unhappy because of prolonged worry.)

"Proprioception"/"kinesthesia"

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fun thing to consider for object head oc’s:

how do they sleep/recharge/regain energy?

heal themselves after being dented/hurt/ripped/cracked?

eat? drink? remove waste?

clean themselves?

emote? reactions to emotions? pain? energy excess or deficit? what is controllable and what is involuntary?

how do they sense? see, smell, taste, feel, movement, colors, brightness? what does the world look like to them?

what abilities do they have beyond normal human ones? what abilities do they lack?

how do they use their object’s purpose or common use? ex would your clock person keep the time for their friends? be very punctual? if they were to be cracked and stop working, would they instead be chronically late?

leads into another point: on a more "species-wide" level, what would be considered disabilities for their species?

how do they feel about their purpose, if man-made? insert iron giant “what if a gun didnt want to be a gun” quote.

what would be the equivalent of sickness for them? what conditions can their object have that could translate into sickness? how would this be treated?

society around them and how it interacts with all above points. ex. would a clock person go to a clockmaker to fix a malfunction?

edit: additions

how would they procreate? cultural/social implications?

if a human's moral system/emotional reactions are based on evolution, etc, how would your species's moral compass function?

what do they find attractive?

how do they feel about their appearance? what would they consider defects vs attractive features?

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people try to "awaken" a god, puts them in a body. which actually just takes the god away from their kingdom & much better ethereal existance and therefore the god takes revenge and tries to find a way to die again (it is very hard to die when you are a god)