I was born a dreamer

Sydney November 22, 1995 _______ _________ I do cosplay and stuff but honestly I just reblog __________

[history-onyx]

Remember that time Critical Role got a cameo in Rat Queens?

Check out Critical Role returning the favor.

[jimdrugfree]

[dies-first]

Why 76 is so Mean to Jesse, I will never know for sure,,,,,,

Commission me!! :D

[penguinsledder]

OKAY SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE GOT FROM THIS

TO THIS

Are you freakin serious?!?! This is what the outfit looks like btw

The jeans are even kinda baggy at the shoe??? It’s more of a relaxed fit than skinny???

And she’s not really baring any skin??

Seriously she almost DIED fighting for her right to education and now she has the opportunity to study at Oxford and people are bashing her clothes 😒

[itsprinceoliveruniverse]

She’s a fucking adult who’s done more the past 5 years for equal rights and education than most will do in their entire life’s

[waltzingin]

Don’t say shit about my girl. She literally got shot in the face for her education. She can wear whatever the fuck she wants while getting that education, and anyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves.

[harminna-deactivated20240727]

[swan2swan]

SO YES the golf bag is real and it is so much better than I could have imagined.

1. It’s the most awful pattern of black and white. I hope this isn’t something they actually market, because…look at that. Also, it lacks gold trim or red highlights–both of which we know a certain someone is a fan of. 

2. His name is on it in freaking impact font like it’s some sort of garbage meme.

3. His name is President Trump–meaning that if/when he leaves, it’s either going to stick with him as a reminder of his failures and the worst four-or-fewer years of his life, or it’s going to be sold and discarded like the rubbish that is his tenure.

4. His name is on a golf bag. This is his legacy.

5. They have the “Stanley Cup Champions” there to remind him of what quality looks like. They’re tooting their own horn, signing this piece of magnificent trolling like a professional graffiti artist tagging their work. 

6. I can’t get over the Adidas logo for some reason. It’s just…up there at the top. Garish, gaudy, another piece of product placement along with everything else. Trump doesn’t even get to have his name adorning this thing along, it’s crowded in there with two other logos. 

7. They gave him a golf bag instead of a jersey. They broke with a longstanding tradition to give him a half-joke, half-insult. 

I’m proud of them for this. It’s so hideous.

[swan2swan]

BUT WAIT. THERE’S MORE. THIS IS ALL JUST THE OBVIOUS.

It looks like golf bags are symbolic in hockey of when you lose in the playoffs. 

It makes sense, because if you have time to golf, it means your season is over. Especially because hockey season ends early in the summer, so that’s ideal golfing time. I’m sure a lot of die-hard hockey fans are rolling their eyes because of course that’s what it means, you scrub, but I have tried Googling this and all I get are shopping results. 

In other words, they not only gave him a reminder of what he does, but also a warning that he’s probably going to leave the White House early.

This was planned.

[delladilly-deactivated20161011]

here is some stuff i am tired of in my young adult lit:

our heroine tires of silly useless femme girls 

also those girls are probably bitches

thoughtful/taciturn fathers and emotional/babbling mother

everyone is an only child unless they have an annoying little brother

protagonists with no interests, passions, or strong opinions

(he was a demon/angel/vampire/werewolf/boggart/gremlin who cared about literally nothing until he met me and now we care about literally nothing but each other)

condescension is sexy

lol what are other women how do you friendship them

this love triangle: popular or dangerous guy + heroine + her male best friend

“well then maybe i don’t want to be a princess!!!” (feminine royalty as a gilded cage that you run away from in boots to join the joyously penniless)

first person snark

that was the summer my parents got divorced and my brother died and i moved across the country to live with my aunt who was friggin weird oh hey a cute boy

as a girl you’re not liberated or powerful until you have a sword

conversely as a girl don’t even worry your boyf has this under control

our heroine needs to learn to lighten up and go with the flow

why would he like me

greyscale covers of kids in flowing garments outside during a storm getting pneumonia

[the-stray-liger]

The older I get the less I put up with JKR 

“Slytherins didn’t participate in the battle of Hogwarts bc they’d be fighting family” Do you have ANY idea of how much I’d fucking LOVE to fight some ppl in my own goddamn fucking family forget the goddamn wand I’m gonna punch my homophobic racist uncles in the throat à la muggle

[oatmealcoloured]

Also, wasnt the initial point of Peter Pettigrew that anyone’s from any house could and would join Voldemort? Like, can we stop shitting on Slytherin house?

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

some of yall out here using she pronouns for drag queens before using she pronouns for trans women

[gaylor-moon]

SAY IT AGAIN

[destinyrush]

lifesaver

[agingwunderkind-deactivated2022]

i grew up in the seventies and eighties, this is wonderfully space age, but it was possible with materials from back then… why did it take until the twenty first century? i love living in the future.

[jumpingjacktrash]

one of those things that’s so obvious once you’ve seen it, but you never would’ve thought of it. boosting for everyone who didn’t know they needed these.

[munroesdream]

Beads used to beat your eye’s ass and you accepted it 😭

[natzumikumilove]

Credt a sus respectivos dueños ❣

😍 Uchiha love… Fanart

[welele]

[salvatriss-deactivated20180920]

You know growing up and learning history I didn’t think I would ever see stuff like this play out, but here I am!!! In 2017!!! Fuck white supremacists!!!

[angstravaganza-blog]

i hate white men who say they’re ‘playing devil’s advocate’. i’m like: the devil already has lots of advocates, and they all look like you, and this isn’t a fun game.

[cloama]

They Might Be Giants said: You can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.

[darthmelyanna]

Let’s chat about what a “devil’s advocate” was originally. When the Catholic church wanted (wants? not sure if this is still practice) to canonize a candidate for sainthood, they assigned someone to argue AGAINST canonizing that person. This person’s job is to try to dig up dirt on someone they literally think should be a saint. It was not arguing excuses for, like, Nazis. H.W. Fowler wrote, “far from being the whitewasher of the wicked, the [devil’s advocate] is the blackener of the good.” This term got totally twisted around because hey, here’s a term that lets me argue an abhorrent position without having to take the consequences of it. Let’s stop using it this way and stop letting people use it this way. It’s a garbage rhetorical device.

[sharkodactyl]

i keep like…thinking about how female monstrosity is tied to sex all the time…girls get their claws along with their sharp heels and their sharp eyeliner and their sharp mouths that kiss and bite and, yeah, it’s great that girls can rip boys to pieces and, yeah, it’s great when sex is a weapon and, yeah, i love a dangerous woman with a red red mouth but after a while i just wish there could be a terrifying woman who isn’t terrifying in a way that makes us want to kiss her

i want to be the kind of monster you / don’t want to fuck— 

you know? men get dracula and frankenstein and skeletal ribs and mouths full of unholy teeth and women get a rack of Sexy™ halloween costumes onscreen with blood dripping down the skin of their breasts. i know this is part of a larger epidemic, i know that every kind of woman is sexualized, but god – just – imagine the woman who puts her mouth to her throat and not your mouth. feral starving woman in jeans and a hoodie. woman with a knife who isn’t doing this because of some love or some lust, who doesn’t get horny when the demon gets inside of her, who isn’t shoved into the dress and heels and told that these are the weapons that she gets.

i’m sick of it. why are we only allowed to be dangerous when we’re also fuckable. i know why, but i really still wish it wasn’t true.

[lesbianlumberjack-deactivated20]

It’s because men want us to be a challenge but not strong enough to keep them from conquering us

[pancakeke]

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

[pancakeke]

Tags: wow this seems cruel

Sometimes cats eat so fast they puke bruh. It’s not healthy. There are a ton of people reblogging this actually happy that there’s a solution for this.

[hiboudeluxe]

my cat does this. and honestly this might solve his problems… i.e. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, CAT.

[the-last-teabender]

I’m not gonna lie, I think I need one of these for me.

[calleo]

Dishes like this also help with dogs who eat too fast; it significantly lowers their chances of choking or bloat.

[angimcart]

You know, these looks all silly but… they are perfect! Is your cat annoyed? Is your cat depressed? Does your cat eat too fast and suffocated itself? Does your cat eat too much? Is your cat castrated? Do your cats fight over food?

These are all perfect for that! Your cats like to hunt and have fun with their food so it’s better to give them some “difficulties” and way to use their brains: this is why a lot of these are called “intelligent toys”, because they stimulate play and hunt.

“I don’t have money for that!” DON’T WORRY! You can create your own intelligent toy with whatever you have at home!

This is better for cats than dogs, mostly because dogs try to destroy the toy first so I won’t suggest you to use toiler paper rolls or plastic bottles!

“My cat is too old for this stuff, it would stop eating!” YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE! Is your cat too old to play, buy a lot of little bowls and instead of putting its food in a single one, split the food around the house. The cat will go around, searching for its food in a easy way and having a little hunt/play that will surely make its day a little more fun!

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

A+ examples of cat food enrichment!

[iamterraptor]

I have a friend who has something similar for her dog. And no, this is not abuse, cats actually do vomit if they eat too quickly, my cat does that all the time. Things like these stimulate the cat AND feeds it, which is great.