wHERE.iMGINATION.hAPPENS.

Yooo, name is Branden. Born and raised in Miami. 24. I'm an only child, how sad =/. Hit that follow button and we just became friends, just like that plain and simple.

[kiu1023]

voltron behind the scenes 1

[localstarboy]

Pharrell high af bruh

[iamgoingplaces]

Me on weed brownies

[yesindeedington]

That boy stoned lol

[17mul]

He’s high af

[sdelabelle]

Honestly same

[jaeswavy]

My first time trying an edible I laughed hard af at Aunt Helen from The Jamie Foxx show for 30 minutes just from her walking into the scene. I understand Pharrell. 😂😂

[charlesoberonn]

Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies that dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.

[demilypyro]

This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun

[gearholder]

Crossbow

[demilypyro]

Blocked

[tae-kun]

The day i learned a very valuable lesson about not asking questions and helping people

-At my Cousin’s house, helping her move in-

Cousin: yo cuz, thanks again for helping us move in

Cousins Roommate: Yea thanks, we really do have too many boxes.

Me: *carrying a box* no problem at all. yall sure do have alot of metal in these boxes tho

Me: i keep hearing a bunch of clanking sounds in some of these boxes.

My Cousin: It’s probably just a bunch of belts and some of her makeup containers.

Me: sheesh y'all sure do have alot of belts then

Cousins Roommate: yea i have a weird collection going on ah ha haa..

Me: Hey man whatever makes you happ-

* accidentally trips over a box, knocking it over*

Cousins Roommates: Oh my gosh, are you ok?

Me: Yea, i just wasn’t paying attention

Me: Dam one of your boxes broke open

Cousins Roommates: oh um.. don’t worry about it, i’ll get it.

Me: Its ok it’s just some of your belts, i’ll just push them back in

Me: *as im putting them in the box* hey, were you guys planning on getting a dog or something?

Me: Y'all have all these leashes and collars…and one of then says.. Shelia

Me: lol why do you have a collar with… you’re name…

Me: *starts putting the pieces together*

Shelia The “Roommate”:

Me: Bruh.. what… what the fuck is this on my hands…

Me: What the hell-

-i now start to notice that my hands are sticky from touching the collars-

Shelia: ima.. ima go get some wipes

My Cousin: Here lemme show you where the bathroom is… *goes to put her hand on me*

Me:

Me: What in the 50 shades of freak is going on here!

My Cousin: Can you relax please

Me: relax?? my hands are covered in god knows what and you talking about relax…

Me: How about you nasty asses mark the boxes as “Biohazard Chemicals” since you unsanitary bastards don’t know how to clean up after yourselves

Both of them: *starts to laugh*

Me:

Me: *walking off to the bathroom with my hands out* Nasty! Vile! Disgusting! Despicable! Disrespectful! Unsanitary! Putrid! Blasphemous! Filthy! Grimy! Foul! Distasteful! Horrible! Sickening! Appalling! Horrendous! Awful! Dreadful!

Me: i can’t even think of more big words to describe how trifling everyone in this apartment is.

Me: *aggressively washes hands*

Moral of the story don’t help anyone.

i honestly don’t have anything positive to say because this story had scarred me. I hate germs and i hate sticky stuff on my hands so there’s no positive or deep message for the end of this story.

People are just nasty.

[xshuttlesworth]

YO WHO REMEMBERS THIS 🤣🤣🤣

[destinio1]

This is STILL one of the funniest videos EVER!

[messyjessysworld-deactivated202]

Pretty sure I reposted this already but idkk 😂

[themaiajae]

📸: _selam

[kingpinnn]

[blackgirlsreverything]

i don’t think I’ve ever seen a black couple before.

[alacklusteredparadise]

Same. Never.

[juniousuniverse]

This was fly!

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

Never ceases to amaze me

[xansaethetic]

Wanna do this

[haelroyale-deactivated20190717]

And of course, they absolutely killed it

[canecadet]

Footwork on a hunnedt thousen million gatdamnnnnnn😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

[faemahadia]

You don’t see black couples in America. In Cuba, my home where this competition was held, most participants look like this, me, us.

[thedarkestlovee]

^^^^^^^

[khadijahkush-deactivated2019050]

interesting. 

[bando--grand-scamyon]

VERY ^

[kingrudegyalchina]

Looks a lot like swing dance too !

[spkrboxxxisblackdynomite]

WHOA!😲😲🤓

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

This looks so good omg

[treygotguap]

[kimreesesdaughter]

Pregnancy scares bring out the best prayers and most creative promises 😂

[kimreesesdaughter]

God:

[itsjocetheboss]

And as soon as you break your promise and your prayer partner asks you what about your chastity vow you be like

And when you have your baby 9 months later you and God having a 1 on 1 like

[kimreesesdaughter]

The baby

When your friends ask who the dad is and you know for a fact it’s the guy they hate the most and you hate him too but he always ends up in your guts

God because you promised you would never see that boy again and now you have his child

[itsjocetheboss]

God when you come to him asking for forgiveness

[kimreesesdaughter]

And that folks is how God handles those of us who end up being parents with people we supposed to stay away from.

[blackcosplayersofficial]

Characters: Ed, Edd and Eddy

Series: Ed, Edd n Eddy

[bloochikin]

YYAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

[darknerdinabox]

A work of art

[likeitaughtyou]

[666ter-deactivated20171116]

WHAT!!!!!

[nocanonhere]

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

[tybalt-tisk]

😩

[cuethetrou-deactivated20201023]

My viiibe

[theliesofrello]

I want this mix

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[gahdamnpunk]

YOOOO 👀👀

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I love this so much. Whenever people of the diaspora are shown on tv or thru pictures i can find at least one person who looks like someone i know. A nose like my uncles. Cheekbones like my friends. Something.

[dxrissa]

This is amazing

[thisiselliz]

[foodieapprovedeats]

Rance’s Chicago Pizza 🍕 

📍Costa Mesa, CA 

📍Long Beach, CA 

📍Los Angeles, CA 

📸 Credits 

Find the best foodie spots! #foodieapproved

[alabamadomm-deactivated20260420]

#baegoals @drkskinnedbeauty

[drkskinnedbeauty-deactivated202]

Hell yea!!! Food porn😍😍

[blacksurfrebel]

@goldensweetcheeks whatchu know bout that Chicago style pizza?

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

This shit look so fireeeee 😩😩😩

[scorpy]

[veryfunnymemes]

[letmeprosper]

YOO 😂😂

[callmedeku24]

[leonphelps69]

Lol!

[asthebellchimes]

💀

[ransomedot]