I am someone who needs to be stopped.

I’d like to love you, if you would give me the chance. Marie/20/no longer a dancing queen/

[m1s0-s0ups]

I love you magikarp

[lozyrosie]

mudkip 🫧

[iloveyouvirus]

yaoi really is all we have left

[evilbuildingsblog]

The building of rage

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

against the dying of the lights

[silasoctakiseron]

[sponsoredbyadhd]

[yandere-angela]

[thememedaddy]

[cosmicwhoreo]

idk I was tired, bored and watching SU lately-

[sop-soap]

RARE BLITZ PERSONAL LIFE W???

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[shirtsthatgohard]

[silverjirachi]

[punkzcakes]

So apparently men’s crop tops were a thing during the 80s…

EDIT: More of THE CROP TOP SERIES

[verdantry]

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

[transmechanicus]

I could bundle you up very safe inside a single ravioli

[sandersstudies]

Having ADHD is like just now I went to look up salmon recipes but suddenly I’m building a shelf

[sandersstudies]

The transition also came from a purely logical train of thought but that doesn’t mean it was correct

[sandersstudies]

I actually walked away from washing dishes because my train of thought went “I’m tired of cleaning dishes and I have to go to work soon and then I will have to come home and make dinner and I will be MORE tired” and then I thought “wait I can save myself being tired making dinner LATER if I simply put dinner in the slow cooker to cook NOW” and we have leftover salmon that will go bad if I don’t use it soon so I started googling salmon slow cooker recipes but halfway through I thought about how getting the slow cooker out is a hassle because there is never enough counter space and then I REMEMBERED I bought a shelf to put counter things to have more counter space but I’d left the box in the car so I went out and got the box and completely assembled a shelf but I still haven’t started dinner OR finished the dishes.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey OP, you are late for work now

[sandersstudies]

FUCK

[adhdtogether]

This is it.

This is exactly what an ADHD train of thought can look like. And I'd bet money that this happened in the span of about 10 seconds.

[lynati]

https://www.getcrocked.com/2011/10/09/slow-cooker-maple-salmon/

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[trainthief]

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

[primeemeraldheiress]

This is the funniest fucking addition