Dreamfae

she/her they/them bad to the bone

[sm64mario]

hello........... neighbor

now on nintendo switch

[sm64mario]

can you solve themystery of the hello neighbor?

[dreamfaee]

my neighbor said hello to me yesterday, but she just asked me to move my car so i wouldn't block the sidewalk

[strange-aeons]

Look at my ugly weird son!!!!!

[dreamfaee]

[oneheadtoanother]

[the-muppet-joker]

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream

[dreamfaee]

the switch doesn't have a camera

[sm64mario]

everbyody join in and wish kirby'a happy happy birthday

[sm64mario]

Oh Kirby,

you'a turn thirty four,

and we know you got more!

innnnnn

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

happy'a birthday!!!

[dreamfaee]

we wish kirby a merry birthday

we wish kirby a merry birthday

we wish kirby a merry birthday and a case of cold beerrrrr

[the-muppet-joker]

Infinite money glitch??? I'm going to quit my job and have one billion children. My Joker Army

[only-cat-memes]

[agwitow]

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?

[dreamfaee]

I went to advanced auto (yes ik its kinda a shithole but it was closer on that particular day) and the kid behind the counter looked at me like a idiot for passing on their rewards program and wouldn't let me check out without joining. like wtf even is that dude.

[dreamfaee]

i hate when i see a funny post on tumblr but it turns out to he a hellsite hall of fame post and i come to the sad realization that we aren't funny anymore and are just living off the momentum of our former glory

[justagirlinacape]

Just so we’re all clear:

Things that you SHOULD NOT deadname

Trans women

Trans men

Non binary people

Any other trans identity that doesn’t fit into those three

Cis people who changed their name

Anyone who goes by a different name then the one their parents gave them regardless of how “good” of a person they are, or your personal feeling towards them

Things that you SHOULD deadname

Twitter

[dreamfaee]

dead name..? ha ha I'd like to dead your name

in bed

by that i mean intercourse

[dreamfaee]

eat a pipe bomb

[dreamfaee]

"erm actually not identifying yourself and wearing a mask is totally legal for ice to do" oh yea fucko? just because something is legal it doesn't make it morally ok. everything Germany did in the 40s was totally legal, so youre saying thats also chill yeah?

[dreamfaee]

dont suck your own dick too hard there bud

[dreamfaee]

I love how facebook only targets me for age verification. "oh according to laws in your country we must ask you for your id or a 10 second video of you... sorry skychan uwu". Every single person I as about this says they've never gotten asked for age verification. Why are you singling me out?

[dreamfaee]

Social media was great until I started getting IDed as if i were trying to get into a goddamned strip club just to look at facebook.

[dreamfaee]

congrats on ios 26 for finally embracing windows 7 with open arms

[dreamfaee]

washing your hands while already sick gives off hard *wounded dying soldier fending off the enemy for just a few more minutes as their comrades run to safety* vibes