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I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me
it asks “what is a human?”
and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside
so I answer “me. me is a human”
and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform
me, dying and going to the underworld: hey hades can i pet your dog
i only have two emotions
yeah man
nah son
my dog found a ball during his walk today and he carried it all the way home he was so proud of himself
Concept: a shapeshifter that has excellent craftsmanship but poor judgement. It can flawlessly impersonate a washing-machine, for instance, but doesn’t understand that a 1994 Whirlpool washing-machine is not very good camouflage on the slopes of Mt. Rainier.
“I wish I had the time to do that.”
- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing
make me choose ✿ hocrien asked: Tyler Hoechlin or and Tyler Posey
Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop.
Random body part: *decides to feel like it's vibrating*
Me: shut up nobody's texting you you're a foot
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me
ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time
I am absolutely prepared to sleep for 24 hours. That’s the dream.
Hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin'?
Suddenly I don’t know you anymore.
