Everyone: you’d really give up the crown for Simon?
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Everyone: you’d really give up the crown for Simon?
Wilhelm: I’d give up the crown for two jellybeans and a butter sandwich, but sure blame Simon.
I want a new character
Then make one.
Every damn year.
I need to learn how to draw a decent Batman pic.
So what you’re trying to say is that women people prefer well-drawn pictures of their favorite superheroes over really shitty indie comics about boobs?
Sounds right.
Are we supposed to feel sorry for the person whose humor comic featuring a disembodied pair of breasts on the cover is getting passed over? Incredible.
this feels like it should be a parody but it isnt and that’s hilarious
maybe try not being sexist unfunny douchelords next time
HEY, WE DO A HUMOR COMIC ABOUT [SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXTREMELY SEXIST] HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING
No, no way is this a serious complaint (I said to myself). No one’s that un-self aware. This has got to be a parody about gross “indie” comics skeeving up the con atmosphere, and the schadenfreude we’re totally intended to feel at their failure.
So I went to the OP’s tumblr to check context and.
This was just supposed to be a comic about how hard it can be for the unknowns to find their audience. Anything else you see is your own interpretation of the page.
They are serious.
That is more hilarious than any punchline actually in the comic. I’m honestly crying with laughter right now.
wow cry me a THOUSAND tears about how hard it is for white men to get into the comics industry by drawing tits
I can think of very few female comic readers who wouldn’t choose the Green Lantern image over a comic with nothing but boobs on the cover :P If the OP wants female fans as their target audience, they need to make some changes or expect not to get any of their money.
Oh god… he edited the original post to “Apologies to anyone offended by the cover.” … Not “Apologies, I made a really gross and alienating statement.” He does this in another post, as well trying to justify it all. /facedesk
Wow, this is a perfect example of the creative blind spots I’ve been talking about. This comic was not intended to be satire. The OP completely missed the significance of having just a pair of boobs on a magazine cover and its effect on a female audience. In the OP’s own words: “In the original script I said there was a comic being held up without specifying what was on it, so Paul just drew a pair of breasts and I put the page up because at the time I saw nothing wrong with it, and when I put it on tumblr, the unfortunate implications never crossed my mind until they were pointed out to me.”
There was no sexist intent behind this comic (or clever expose of sexism), but this clearly illustrates how so much offensive content gets released in comics, games, and other media. It looks okay to the people making it. This is why we need women, PoC, and LGBT people in industries that are dominated by one POV. We need to start viewing content through more than one lens. I talk about it at length HERE.
(emphasis mine)
Complete and uncensored, the reason many people take issue with the comics world (and other media dominated by homogenous culture). Straight from the horse’s mouth, unintentionally.
I had to read that comic three times to believe it.
This dude is a fucking wreck.
Today on ‘I Can’t Stand Men’:
just slapped a speech bubble right over her entire face to let us know that she’s not important
Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.
listen….I dunno what that says but these are the fucking greatest
I haven’t checked this for accuracy, but let’s all act as if it’s true.
What a wonderful initiative! Spread the word.
holy shit, spread this like wildfire guys before November
Gallavich Fic Rec
a thousand and one ways to show you care by milominderbinder | NR | Ghetto Husband AU
In which Mickey cooks for Ian, washes his clothes, stays over more than four nights a week, helps him out with random stuff, and is, essentially, his ghetto husband.
Are You Sure? by shamelesstravesties | TauA | Proposal AU
Mickey’s been acting off, and Ian’s worried that he’s planning on breaking up with him. He actually couldn’t be further from the truth - Mickey’s just kind of shitty at explaining.
Crush *** by Misti1987 | NR | Younger Mickey AU
What if Mickey was the youngest Milkovich by 4 years? And he’s not a thug, but a dreamer, he likes to sing and dance. His siblings protect him from Terry’s wrath by sending him to their friend’s houses. One of Mandy’s friends is Ian who is in a relationship with an asshole, but the sex is great. Mickey has a crush on Ian, but not an angsty one, a cute one; he blushes at Ian. One night Ian’s boyfriend comes onto innocent!Mickey and Mickey gets scared and Ian saves the day. Ian woos Mickey.
definitely not writing lyrics about starlight eyes by milominderbinder | NR | Famous Mickey AU
The Milkovich siblings make up one of Chicago’s fastest rising rock bands, Fuck U Up. Hot lead singer Mandy and ladies-man drummer Iggy have plenty of fans, but Mickey, the grumpy bass player, is largely ignored in favour of his siblings. Except, that is, by one fan in particular. Because ever since he found out that Mickey writes all of the band’s songs, Ian Gallagher has been harboring a bit of a crush.
Everything I Didn’t Say *** by shamlessbieber | TauA |
Mickey went to jail after, Ian telling Mickey he’d wait but deep down he knew Ian wouldn’t wait. So in a letter, Mickey tells Ian everything he didn’t say.
I Heart You *** by shamelessbieber | TauA | This is Gallavich, but it’s a Gotham/Shameless crossover, so Ian is Jerome. |
Jerome left Gotham to terrorize more cities but he didn’t expect to find interest in a Southside thug.
I mean it this time *** by LuckyShaz | M |
It was Mickey’s birthday recently. An year into Mickey’s sentence Ian begins to re-think things. Question is, will Mickey give him the time of day?
I’ve Never Stopped Loving You *** by LuckyShaz | M |
Now that Mickey forgave Ian, their relationship continues. Even though they still have jail as a barrier. Sequel To I mean it this time.
So Glad To Have You Home *** by LuckyShaz | M |
Mickey is finally getting released from jail. Even though they’ve been together a long time, Ian is nervous as hell. He enlists outside help to ensure everything is up to par. Sequel to I’ve Never Stopped Loving You.
if you love me, won’t you let me know by kissteethstainred | NR | College/University AU
It was seconds between the lighter and the cigarette, and then only a couple more for Mickey to raise the cigarette to his mouth, but in those seconds, Ian saw something else. Ian became curious about what Mickey Milkovich was actually like. Those few seconds, although he didn’t know it then, would end up ruining him.
love marks brighter than the city of lights by dirtywings | M |
Mickey is 6 years old and he doesn’t understand why he trips on weapons instead of toys.
Make You Up by mhunter10 | TauA | Famous Ian & Makeup Artist Mickey
The one where Mickey is a makeup artist who falls hard for the man in his chair.
Mickey To The Rescue by LuckyShaz | M | Different Meeting AU
Ian is getting robbed. His date is a coward. A handsome, confident stranger steps in.
Only You *** by Misti1987 | TauA |
How about Ian was diagnosed with Bipolar really early? He’s already friends with Mandy and has a secret thing with Mickey that they’re disguising as friendship. He has his ups and downs. During a really bad down period Mickey comes by and Ian actually responds, like starts eating, or Mickey makes a joke about the smell and Ian showers. Ian’s family and Mandy are confused cuz theyre just friends, right? Mickey knows about the ups and downs and just treats them like normal moods.
Say Yes by Misti1987 | NR | High School AU
Mickey is a badboy and everyone is asking him to prom, he tells everyone No, but maybe he says yes to someone.
Somebody Said Birthday (Kiss) by AnotherGallavichLove | TauA | Famous Ian AU
Ian kisses his fans on the mouth sometimes - it’s just always been something he’s been alright with doing if they want it. But from the moment that his lips press against Mickey’s - he’s stuck.
SPECIAL *** by LuckyShaz | E | High School AU
Mickey Milkovich the most feared and the most respected guy in school just turned 19 and he’s throwing a party. Miraculously, Ian and his 15 year old freckled self has been invited. He’s been in love with the youngest Milkovich brother for the longest time. Of course he’s going.
The many things Mickey Milkovich has been called by KeepGoing | E |
Ian whispers words to Mickey he has never heard before. Words like beautiful, hot, smart. Ian tells Mickey how brave he is to have endured all the crap in his life. Ian touches him, soft touches, Mickey isn’t used to feeling. He’s used to rough hands. Punches. Kicks. Shoves. He isn’t used to soft fingertips and gentle caresses. He isn’t used to butterfly kisses along his jawline and fingers in his hair as he falls asleep to the sound of Ian’s heartbeat.
We’ve Come A Long Way From Where We Began *** by bellafarella | M | Future Fic
At the age of 25, Mickey is still living with his ex-wife and their six year old son. Dinner out with the family and Mickey sees someone he thought he’d never see again, a redheaded kid he used to terrorize at the Kash’n’Grab, back in the South Side of Chicago.
You Like It When I Call You Baby by LuckyShaz | M |
Mickey acts like he hates when Ian calls him ‘baby’ but he comes every time Ian calls him that during sex. Ian decides to test that theory a few times.
Please please please
I saw a post about “Please stop hitting on women while they’re at work” and I 100% agree with it, which is why I’m making a separate post to say please don’t hit on people in general when they’re at work.
I work at a bakery and we have this sweet 16 about to turn 17 year old boy who works up front of our store. He used to work at the place next door to us and, while he was there, a girl he was working with developed a bit of a crush on him and asked him out.
He said no, that he has a girlfriend (which she already knew) and thought they could just continue on being friends and coworkers.
Since beginning work at our bakery she stops in every single day and talks to him for the entirety of her 30 minute long break. He has told her multiple times that he’s at work and can’t stand around and talk and when I asked him if he was uncomfortable his response was a very relieved “Oh, God, yes.”
He’s tried to talk to one of the owners about it and his response was “You can talk to her after work” not realizing this poor boy is being made incredibly uncomfortable on a daily basis in the work place.
When we told him he could come into the back to find something to do if he needed to he was so incredibly thankful and relieved. This girl spent twenty minutes standing up front waiting for him to come back after he said he had to go do something. Twenty minutes in the front of the store ever after being told he can’t talk to her. He doesn’t know what would happen if he says that he doesn’t want to talk to her and is genuinely nervous every time she walks in.
The only reprieve he gets is from the bakers in the back saying “I get it. Come back here” because the Owners don’t understand that he, a male coworker, can be made uncomfortable by these unwanted advancements being made toward him.
Please.
This post isn’t made to undersell not hitting on women while they’re at work. I get that and that’s why this separate post exists.
Please.
Don’t hit on people when they’re at work.
Don’t hit on people when they can’t tell you no.
DON’T HIT ON PEOPLE WHEN THEY CAN’T TELL YOU NO.
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Please spread this around so I can get some help! Thank you!
I’m looking specifically for information about tattooing! I’m sending this out again, in hopes that I can get some help! PLEASE REBLOG AND SPREAD THIS!
liberal redneck? thank the lord stereotypes aren’t always true..
“The sentient tire fires that have bookended his presidency”
Disney Princesses Reimagined as a Potato (via imgur) Previously: Disney Princesses as Sloths
Chapter 5. Thank you for reading, it’s greatly appreciated!
Chapter One | Chapter Four
Yay! Sorry for the delay, I promise it’s not dead! Real life just happens to be a thing. :p
i feel bad for math. its such a calm and friendly discipline full of beautiful and complex patterns and theres absolutely nothing inherently bad or oppressive about it but ppl treat it as though its evil and malicious. a lot of pure math lacks any kind of practical application or end goal, and just exists for the sake of stimulating peoples minds and pushing the limits of the medium as far as is possible. much like almost every kind of art
math means u no harm friends
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i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility
I have been waiting for this post my whole life.
I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.