We had no names

[doppio-edits]

i am looking..

[unexplained-events]

Zombie Spider

The zombie spider (usually a cellar spider) is infected by an entomopathogenic fungus. The spider can, for a little while, survive while the fungus eats through its tissues. While this is happening, the spiders survive in a zombie-like state. Once dead, the fungus can spread to other nearby spiders.

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[altcomics]

Adam D. Thompson

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[noticemk]

look at this fucking album cover

[tartts]

Lada Dragwlya Dracul from And I Darken by @kierstenwhite

“So the question becomes, Daughter of the Dragon, what will you sacrifice? What will you let be taken away so that you, too, can have power?”

[miorita]

[leadflowers]

OK OK so I googled this and apparently it’s…an actual book? I thought it was someone’s fanfiction, which could have excused such howlers as “Lada” (which is totally a girl’s name, said no Romanian person ever).

To my complete lack of surprise, the reviews I read suggest that the author has yeeted all historical accuracy straight off a bridge (leaving aside the fact that they turned Vlad Țepeș into a woman, which is a premise I could’ve lived with if done well) and on top of that Lada is a super-tough bloodthirsty and cruel edgelord (because of course she is) alternately protecting and bullying her weak, effeminate GAY brother (yay homophobic stereotypes) being better at fighting than ANY trained general and generally murdering stuff in implausible ways. Because FEMINISM, or something.

Notable quotes:

“'I kill infidels!’ the child snarled, brandishing a small kitchen knife.”

[miorita]

Braking news: in 1400 toamna aveam doctori și asistente medicale.

“Ladislav feminine form of Vlad”- Said no Romanian ever!

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

Time to bring these jewels back

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whygz]

[e-lectroma]

here’s part 2! click here for the first one ₍₍ ◝(●˙꒳˙●)◜ ₎₎ 

diavolo wears his lace/mesh body suit under his business suits do not change my mind do not pass go do not collect $200

[shewillfeatdrake]

[relishboi]

new phone who am i

[moonlight-rising]

[egberts]

shut up they know their audience

[latining]

Someone just asked me for a source on “women have vivid internal lives that do not rely on men”. Buddy, if you need an academic source for that, that’s your problem right there.

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

source: women are human beings

[smitethestate]

women: we’re people

men: source?

[cadoized]

[valtsv]

if i was possessed by a demon i would simply let it take over whenever i found myself in any unpleasant situation. you want to fuck around in this body rent-free, you get to deal with the consequences.

[valtsv]

someone: HEY! ASSHOLE!

the demon i share a body with against my will: *nervously* uh, who is that? what do they want from us?

me:

[valtsv]

the demon: what are we going to do about our problem?

me, already packing my bags: *your problem

[nelfs]

i will say that this coronavirus scare has definitely revealed that minimum-wage service workers are absolutely instrumental for society to function… all the hoity-toity business meetings can be cancelled, the NBA can be cancelled, public schools and colleges can be cancelled, government meetings can be cancelled, but the checkout line at the grocery store can’t be cancelled… in a perfect world i’d hope that this was a bellwether for better treatment of workers like me but i know we’ll just continue to get paid min wage with no rewards or thank-yous from the world during this time lolololol

[madasahatter-highasakite]

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table