The Mare of your Dreams! (DEMO)

[ask-narratordoe]

*pink horse tardis bangs against universe walls. dangit.*

Novi sent by @candybearcrimes

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[dreammarecandybear]

Crime #I lost count

[dreammarecandybear]

Now announcing that Dream Mare Candy Bear didn't make the cut to become a full blog, I'll still reblog her crimes here that are left but otherwise, it didn't stick around to my heart, so sorry guys :< had fun while it lasted!

[ask-princess-rarity]

@candybearcrimes

[dreammarecandybear]

Crime #5

[askmidnightspell]

*stupid pink horse runs up and sticks gum in your hair, runs back to tardis and dissapears*

[dreammarecandybear]

Crime #2 part 3

[painttasticpony]

OPENING UP COMMISSIONS

I'm currently out of a job, so I'm opening up my commissions to hopefully get some more money in. DM this account for inquiries!

Lineless Icons - Depending on complexity, details, and whether it's a full-body/half-body/headshot, These can range from around $20-$40

Detailed Icons - Humanoid will typically be more expensive, but it's feral, It'll be on the cheaper end. Depending on complexity, full-body/half-body/headshot & shading, these range from $35-$70

Full-body Pose Lineless Art - These are pretty much like magazine poses, depending on complexity, these range from about $20-$40

Chibi - Small Characterized Chibi art of your character, depending on complexity, ranges from $20-30

Crossover Designs - This is usually in the MLP Variety, but anything feral works. Humanoids will be more expensive. These range from (MLP/Feral) $15 - (humanoid) $30. Pick any amount of characters to combine.

Will Reblog this shortly with more commission prices.

[painttasticpony]

Lineless Chibi Heads - Simplified Head artwork, ranges from $5-$15

Pokemon Fusions - Pokemon Fusion Customs, pick any amount of Pokémon. Ranges from $15-$35

Full Lineless Scenes - Depends on how many characters you want, what type of characters (I.E. Feral, Pokémon, Pony, Humanoid), complexity, background, ETC. Ranges from $50-$80

Animal Crossing Crayon Chibi - A Chibi of your character in an Animal Crossing-Esc Style. Ranges from $15-$30

Sonic Art - Ranges from $20-$40

Full Body Humanoid Art - Depending on Complexity, Ranges from $25-$40

will continue post momentarily

[painttasticpony]

Pony Art - Depending on complexity, ranges from $15-$30. It's up to you whether you want white in the eyes or not.

Pony Refs - Depending on Complexity, ranges from $30-$50

[nopony-ask-mclovin]

Put them down... slowly...

[dreammarecandybear]

Crime #4

[askmidnightspell]

*a tardis appears, stupid pink horse walks out* YOU! *she points at Midnight Spell*

WHATHAVEIDONE-

[dreammarecandybear]

Crime #2 (part 2)

[askrarity-dime]

*tardis appears, stupid pink horse pokes her head out* Oh buck, never mind about this one *pops head back in, rarity's one escape disappearing forever* byeeeₑₑₑₑ

[dreammarecandybear]

Crime #3

[askmidnightspell]

fogs up your glasses

Why.

[dreammarecandybear]

Crime #2

[ask-gadzooks]

*tardis appears, stupid pink horse walks out* Here let me see this *takes Gad's sword and puts it in a rock* hopefully that's enchanted *goes back into tardis and disappears*

... I suppose it'll do as a hammer for now.

[dreammarecandybear]

Crime #1

[dreammarecandybear]

*Gives you a TARDIS* go, do a time crime^^

#5

[dreammarecandybear]

What's it like being married to Shining Armor and being ruler of the Crystal Kingdom?

#4

[dreammarecandybear]

Why are you on trial?

#3

[dreammarecandybear]

gives u a banan

#2

become banan

[dreammarecandybear]

#1