Someone's Shmoopsie

27 | Locked, Cocked, and Ready to Rock! Avatar by the lovely @square-spaghetti

[mismatchedmimic]

Trans wrath Ember

[eepygirllava]

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO PEAK

(Im saving this to try to recreate the fit on my ember)

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[transarsonist]

This post has about 10% as many reblogs as there are active users.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[the-marxist-mash]

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

[fagenthusiast]

[butofwhatyouwanttobe]

What a good sleep schedule and Time Away From It All™ (and some makeup from Kaya) does to a guy.

[butofwhatyouwanttobe]

Name: Kai Oliver Kitan

Status: Alive

Kai is currently: Hungover | Hungry | Trying to get clean.

Listening to: Savage Garden, I want you

If you're gonna hit me, hit me harder.

This is my little stress ball (In that I tend to squeeze him REAL HARD). Kai is my least canon-compliant character; just having fun with a real wet dog of a man. His story tackles the growing pains of becoming the person you want to be.

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Name: Margolus Oliver Ayatan xx McGee

Status: [Canon-Compliant] Alive

Margo is currently: Learning how to shave | Going through a crisis after the events of the Old Peace.

Listening to: twenty one pilots, House of Gold Fall Out Boy, Young And Menace

I'll take your name and the burdens that come with it. I will adapt it so I may better embody it.

Margo has been with me since before the introduction of Kubrows, albeit without the name. As such, he remains largely canon-compliant. His story is focused on self-discovery, and coming to terms with the reality of one's upbringing.

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Name: Starlight

Status: Alive

Starlight is currently: Rivets and Rot

Listening to: Cosmic Background Radiation. | Liana Flores, rises the moon

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Starlight is what happens when the void touches the souls of two people who are madly in love while occupying the same infested meat suit. Previously one of Margo's frames, now a sentient guy.

Through Starlight, I explore the beauty of mundanity.

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Name: Khora Beckett

Status: [Canon-Compliant] Alive

Khora is currently: Getting amped for Amir's F&F Campaign!

Listening to: Liana Flores, rises the moon

I want to be gentle, I want to die gently, but it seems that when life gets hard, I have to get harder to match.

Khora is my original Drifter, she's had her arc (See Baby) and now lives in a, kind of, sweet retirement with Amir and Starlight.

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BABY

Name: xx "Baby" xx

Status: Deceased [Defunct Strand of Khra]

Baby is currently: Dust in the wind

Listening to: Ghost, Life Eternal

I developed a taste for blood while licking my own wounds.

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[butofwhatyouwanttobe]

My son, Starlight ✨️

[butofwhatyouwanttobe]

"Didn't you have school formals on the Zariman?" "Formals... Like dances? No, uh, the ship kind of blew up before our year got them." "You were... young, huh?" "Yes. I was." "Bummerrrrrr..." And for the first time in what feels like forever, he lets his guard down enough to laugh.

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[wishvials]

ARE YOU LOST? yue, yue, yue...

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[gay--dog]

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

[samthemelon]

drew amir as a hexbug bc i think he would make this as a gift for drifter <3

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[prettydeaddes]

I like brysko

[roatheslittlepet]

Quincy: Amir, you can do it! You have what you need to beat them!

Amir: The power to believe in myself?

Quincy: No, your gun.

Quincy: Fucking shoot!

[vigourart]

Learning to understand our kitties the right way :3

[indignantmarmot]

"It takes and it takes! It took my future, it's taking the labs inch by inch... well, I won't let it take his BLOODY CAVIA!"

[periodicallypurple]

Thought this might help others who struggle when writing. I know I get in my head too much.