JJ's Bizarre AdveyJ

beware the shenanigans of a horny pansexual ADHD eldritch abomination. [21 pronouns any EXCEPT he/him]

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[wizard-butts]

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

[regularlesbian]

rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass

[dabblingindissent]

here you go.

[stepfordgoth]

[segamascott]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[arrghigiveup]

[source: https://twitter.com/nasacertified/status/1273798595314167814]

[bisexuhowl]

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person

[screenshotsofdespair]

[draptorronin]

[depsidase]

[punishedsaints]

[tamamita]

This is even more ironic knowing that Theodore Herzl was inspired by the Scramble for Africa and even proposed to Secretary of State for the colonies, Joseph Chamberlain, to colonize Cyprus or the Sinai Peninsula. Furthermore, in the Sixth World Zionist congress in 1903, Herzl proposed the Uganda Plan as a potential for Jewish colonization. However, the plan was ultimately rejected when they saw that the white settler colonizers in East Africa weren't so keen on sharing land with the Jewish colonizers, hence why they changed their focus to Palestine. I do not think the pioneer of an anti-colonial movement would be in bed with the likes of Joseph Chamberlain and Cecil Rhodes.

Either way, Zionism being an anti-colonial movement is such a tired zionist talking point.

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[yakuzakuku]

What do I even do with this information

[cindermetalheadgw2]

Whatever. Go my scarab.

*my roller beetle and i crash through the front of your house*

[dasozelotvonnebenan]

*plants a single gummo sapling in my front yard*

[cindermetalheadgw2]

HEY! >:(

*angrily resets beetle race time trial and aims my beetle towards your house again but slightly more to the left this time*

Whatever. Go my scarab.

[wizardshark]

Is there a place in this world for a simple snuffling sneefster like me?

[pissvortex]

Chainsaw Man is a critically acclaimed shonen manga in which the main character's superpower is being molested

[otrebot]

Growing pains

[vintage-tigre]

When you go on vacation without your meds

[gammaface]

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[nonameulusdevourerofgenders]

I haven't seen this one here so here you go people.

[godpup]

the past 26 years were really bad. would everyone be okay with tomorrow being my 0th birthday. i wanna start fresh

[godpup]

happy 0th birthday to me!

[godpup]

#happy birthday! #what behaviors are you thinking of developing first? (via @girlgirlbicep)

thx! ^_^ i'm thinking i'm gonna try to learn to ask for help without feeling ashamed. and also take a crack at napping, too