JJ's Bizarre AdveyJ

beware the shenanigans of a horny pansexual ADHD eldritch abomination. [21 pronouns any EXCEPT he/him]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

The grumpy old neighbours of the future... You can really tell if a friend of yours in their 20s is going to turn into a "kids these days" Boomer 2.0 if you do a 6 7 maneuver around them...

[homunculus-argument]

Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.

[homunculus-argument]

I know it's pronounced ayol but you're not making me make a third guess about how you're supposed to spell that shit.

[materassassino]

An isle is an island.

An aisle is a walkway between seats or shelves in a church, shop or on a mode of transport.

They're pronounced the same but spelt differently, meaning they're homophones.

[homunculus-argument]

[humperxhumper]

[gingik]

[cartoonverisimilitude]

TikTokers are now using the term “blue and white people” to refer to Jews so they can be more openly antisemitic.

What a load of bullshit

[koshercosplay]

"diogenes holding a chicken voice" BEHOLD A JEW

[maimonideznuts]

Regional variation in kippot style is a beautiful thing

[captainlordauditor]

I looked it up and in some places during the 13th century sumptuary laws did actually require Jews to wear phrygian caps which is the style of cap Smurfs wear

so yes, smurfs are Jews now

[maimonideznuts]

I for one welcome our lost blue and white brethren and sistren 🤝

[gazeldhazel]

looking at porn with friends and sharing porn with friends is very nice

[gazeldhazel]

and then you find out you share a very niche kink with a friend and you have to resist sharing so much stuff like you're infodumping your special interest, except it's like, [redacted] doing [redacted] and she [redacted] multiple impregnations

[radawaycunt]

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

[radawaycunt]

AND we kissed, also

[hex-covets]

Gentle reminder to not share your body with men who wouldn't politically defend it

[mariamlovesyou]

?

[pinene]

Masturbate the dog

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

joe biden tekken move set updated

[injuries-in-dust]

[lakemojave]

@inneskeeper

[flagellant]

...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah

[tundrakatiebean]

[captions]

Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen? 

Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasn’t gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots. 

(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while you’re at it 'cause this is the last time you’ll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??

(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I don’t know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.

[coldwateriztasty]

[orphanbird95]

List of celebrities who do not care about trans people:

[orphanbird95]

Even more people who do not care about trans people:

[wisdomofwinter]

I’m so disappointed

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

every british actor: so i heard that woke is dead? phew! thank god. i made some bad investments and now i really need that jkr money

[weopenat6]

Nicolas Hoult just signed on to :/

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

I did not spend years of my life at university studying rome in classes that were over 50% women to let someone say "rome may be for the guys" on my post!!!

[winslowhomersimpson]

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[brattylikestoeat]

[queenqueso]

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[pomegranateteeth]

This is my oldest draft and honestly don’t know if the world will ever be ready for it