JJ's Bizarre AdveyJ

beware the shenanigans of a horny pansexual ADHD eldritch abomination. [21 pronouns any EXCEPT he/him]

[fallout-lou-begas]

nevermind

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

my landlord’s wife

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

i suppose

[valtsv]

recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them

[valtsv]

dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out

[bewbin]

i am judge, judy and executioner

[kosmogrl]

stop being nosy

[anime-girl-ash-williams]

[crestamorph]

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[bogleech]

[oneheadtoanother]

He would've killed guesting on the Eric Andre Show

[oneheadtoanother]

[thegneurshk]

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Voting ended onSep 23, 2023

so apparently i fell asleep on my phone and woke up to this. so it is a poll now

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[ashfae]

I'm reading a short story set in ancient Rome and one of the characters just said "Discord gnaw your entrails." That was an interesting mental image until my brain caught up and reminded me that no, those Romans did not have access to modern social media.

[mostlyjustgoose]

To turn off this feature in Discord, go to the Settings Menu, then select Advanced Setttings, then My Entrails, where you can adjust the Gnaw setting to your personal preference.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Shorty

turn it around and let me see something

[pjackk]

[noelle-ism]

now shake it a little ‼‼‼

[pjackk]

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[smallbabywerewolf]

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[wizardarchetypes]

let me tell you about having unrestricted internet access as a teenager and becoming ‘tumblr famous’ and not mentioning it to your mom simply because it didn’t seem important until a stranger asks for a photo in public in front of your mom. like oh yeah sorry mom by the way i’m really big among other insane teenagers holding on by a thread.

[wizardarchetypes]

my mom didn’t care but she started telling random adults i was “famous on the internet” and i never knew how to stand when she said that so i always struck a gay little pose

[wizardarchetypes]

next they’d ask for my “website” so they could check it out and my mom was like (with genuine support) “my understanding is we wouldn’t like it ♥️”

[girlnephew]