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TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVERā¢ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but Iām not sure what color this flag is but thereās a flag and Iām confused.
is he a character from Blackadder?
hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. theyāre like omg stop thereās a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)
Bonus: you donāt have to cover a lot of ground. I can turn a three kilometre walk into a three hour adventure. Five if there is a small rocky stream or a few ponds.
computer open.
computer shpw me fortnite milfs.
hi Iām the computer. Youāre not getting that.
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The X-Files + Scullyās Darkness Falls Jacket
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Still my favorite X-Files post on this whole damn site.
This is awesome on so many levels.
Ladies andĀ GentlemenĀ i present to youĀ John Carpenterās The Thing,Ā as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit childrenās animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle,Ā in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.
Oh my fucking god.
JESUS CHRIST
Iām still amazed at how they got a ānoot nootā to sound so much like a āfuck youā
oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads
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Bro absolutely COOKED with this.
If you ever hear the phrase "fascism is aesthetics as politics," that's what this post is talking about.
It's not about being tough on crime, because the absolute toughest most brutal measure you could take against "crime" as a social problem is to alleviate poverty, and increase access to education, healthcare and social mobility.
It's about performing "tough on crime" as an aesthetic by enacting violence against a prop, i.e. minorities and the impoverished, who are fetishized and objectified to represent "crime." They are brutalized as punishment for crime, but never with the purpose of alleviating the problem of crime.
This is why a lot of conservatives and other right wingers can get straight up angry when you suggest things like reform or social measures to reduce crime. They don't want crime to be reduced, they want an eternal war against "crime" because it provides an arena for the righteous to demonstrate virtue by brutalizing their enemies.
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold
i think the hardest iāve ever been owned was when my boyfriend and i were talking about our favorite feelings/sensations and he was like āmy top 9 out of 10 feelings are sex with youā and i was like āaw babyš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ. whatās the tenth one??ā and he didnāt hesitate even a little before saying āsex with your momā
Good news!!!
I did!!!
sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...
METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????
behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it
#let's have undiagnosed adhd with mama (via @queenqueso)
My mother, after taking one of my sister's ADHD meds and getting the tax return she'd been struggling with for days done in a single sitting: "They say that these meds don't really help you concentrate unless you have ADHD, but that can't be true because they helped me and I don't have ADHD!"
āIf men could get pregnant, abortion would be freeā men CAN get pregnant and theyāre treated worse than women who can get pregnant
oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men
