JJ's Bizarre AdveyJ

beware the shenanigans of a horny pansexual ADHD eldritch abomination. [21 pronouns any EXCEPT he/him]

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[infezmite]

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

IS THAT THE FUCKING EGTVED GIRL BURIAL FIT??? Ancient slay!

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

[adulthoodisokay]

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

It's like some kind of... Meme archaeology

[tenebrobscuro]

The first simulated image of a black hole was calculated with an IBM 7040 computer using 1960 punch cards and hand-plotted by French astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1978.

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

oh

[kiwimidnight]

TINY WRLD (2020)

[cocotine]

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[dapper-lil-arts]

Do you see my vision

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Harry: Lefttennant I may be bri'ish

Kim: Detective, I have wondered, Why DO you always pronounce Lieutenant in such an ...*unusual* fashion?

Harry: Well, if I open me door at the Whirling In Rags , I see you're the Tennant left from me, innit?

Kim: ....Detective,I -*It looks like he wanted to say something else but has given up on it, instead he just takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes and sighs*

Harry: Oh no, I said something wrong again lefttennant, didn't I?

Kim: Non,non Detective, it's just... You're mind works in ways that some may call unusual, special even.

Harry:* the smile on his face somehow grows even larger* I always knew I was a special boy!

Kim: . . .

[valtsv]

me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

[prometheus-let-the-fire-rain]

Alternatively: fuck my squire

[valtsv]

[remembers falling on my sword jokes negatively impact my knight's oath] ...fuck my squire

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[storywonker]

They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

[storywonker]

Lola De La Mata speaks to Patrick Clarke about how her experience with severe tinnitus and vertigo fed into her new album Oceans On Azimuth

Source

[bisexualbaker]

Transcript:

The most mind-blowing moment, not only for De La Mata but the scientists too, came when they managed to actually record the sounds that she heard in her ears – which now appear as ‘Left Ear’ and ‘Right Ear’ which begin sides A and B on the album – and in doing so opened up questions about the nature of tinnitus itself. “The NHS definition is that it’s a phantom sound that your brain is creating, that it isn’t something ‘real’, so you should try to ignore it.” By having De La Mata place her ear into an anechoic chamber, with an ultra-sensitive microphone perched in her ear canal, they were able to provide significant evidence to the contrary. “After the first recording of it, it was ‘There’s no way, this isn’t possible.’” They tried again with her breath held, and again with her tensing her ears, and again with other members of staff, but each time it became apparent that yes, the noises De La Mata hears are seemingly something physical.

[uhhhhmanda]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT I HEAR ALL DAY

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[pmamtraveller]

By Ellen Jareckie

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Harry: Lefttennant I may be bri'ish

Kim: Detective, I have wondered, Why DO you always pronounce Lieutenant in such an ...*unusual* fashion?

Harry: Well, if I open me door at the Whirling In Rags , I see you're the Tennant left from me, innit?

Kim: ....Detective,I -*It looks like he wanted to say something else but has given up on it, instead he just takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes and sighs*

Harry: Oh no, I said something wrong again lefttennant, didn't I?

Kim: Non,non Detective, it's just... You're mind works in ways that some may call unusual, special even.

Harry:* the smile on his face somehow grows even larger* I always knew I was a special boy!

Kim: . . .

[starcrossedbones]

im looking at jeans portraits and its come to my attention that his nose looks different in the disguised portrait(more red and swollen(?)) and i have decided to believe that this is because he was crying on the way over

[beyondmoonriver]

what did they hear? comment with your ideas.