JJ's Bizarre AdveyJ

beware the shenanigans of a horny pansexual ADHD eldritch abomination. [21 pronouns any EXCEPT he/him]

[thememedaddy]

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[were--ralph]

you can only learn how to do one irl: which do you choose

air dash

double jump

wall jump

Remaining time: 3 hours 57 minutes

[dykonicdiva]

cream inside your girlfriend, i call that a femme brûlée

[etherealviolets77]

BRO😭

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[chernolian]

via teaboot

[radio-jupotter]

we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

Xena the Warrior Princess

Does Xena the Warrior Princess from Xena: Warrior Princess eat pussy?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 4 hours

[kol-isha-deactivated20180227]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

[lunarebane]

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

is he a character from Blackadder?

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[markscherz]

Bonus: you don’t have to cover a lot of ground. I can turn a three kilometre walk into a three hour adventure. Five if there is a small rocky stream or a few ponds.

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[grymmoires]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[carlithiel]

The X-Files + Scully’s Darkness Falls Jacket

[delightfullyvague]

(source)

[badbloodalltheway]

Still my favorite X-Files post on this whole damn site.

[deepetch]

This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

[junkyardddog]

Oh my fucking god.

[queerkreep-deactivated20161009]

JESUS CHRIST

[sixthrock]

I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes