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love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

mrsandman42069

-28.531560,175.309976

crabussy

DUDE

bewbin

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

2006-honda-civic

can i fucking help you?

stormsbourne

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

tibli

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

marlinspirkhall

I've got to find myself more macrophage

acesexualspock

Now Hiring: macrophages

daughter-of-sapph0

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

thisisalovestry

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

insomniparty

romcommunist

elm trees my only friend

romcommunist

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

had to share this

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

lesbx

it’s funny bc milk does actually come from a creature

justinforprez

evidence?

lesbx

your mom told me lol. boys, waste this numbnuts

i have a suggestion

Fuck that just think of the 4 to 5 Grand GPUs and RAM sticks!!!!! So fuck YES to the Piracy Suggestion!

GAMERS AT THE READY!!!!

anarchistmemedistro

passengerpigeons

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

passengerpigeons

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

passengerpigeons

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands