JJ's Bizarre AdveyJ

beware the shenanigans of a horny pansexual ADHD eldritch abomination. [21 pronouns any EXCEPT he/him]

[anarqueeen]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

[fjordojustice]

Refusal of the Call

[anarqueeen]

GET AWAY FROM ME

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

Instagram is gonna fucking kill me one day

[sideblog-sidehoe]

he was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before

[itmeansalot]

CHECK THE NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

[yeahiwasintheshit]

this is not ai, btw

[charlie-warli]

😦

[screenshotsofdespair]

[worldofultimatemusic]

The World of Ultimate Music

[mousegirlheart]

Legit question for rural Unovans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral Swinub that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

[mousegirlheart]

👏 legalize 👏 tactical 👏 assault 👏 Weaviles 👏

[dat-soldier]

Commission for Plum~

[googieghoul]

listening to critics ❌

listening to ur bonerrr ✅✅✅

[longhorned]

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

[luisonte]

Si hombre pero que dise tu

[fireduende]

[lastoneout]

[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

[xanaxfarts]

unalived.................................................................................................graped......................................seggs..................................................sewerside................................pdfiles............deleting...............................

[xanaxfarts]

[segamascott]

#smoking tw

[liarsblade]

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

[invisiblefoxfire]

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

[cloverandcrossbones]

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

[snowing-in-cyberspace]

[bogmonstergirl]