JJ's Bizarre AdveyJ

beware the shenanigans of a horny pansexual ADHD eldritch abomination. [21 pronouns any EXCEPT he/him]

[starcrossedbones]

im looking at jeans portraits and its come to my attention that his nose looks different in the disguised portrait(more red and swollen(?)) and i have decided to believe that this is because he was crying on the way over

[beyondmoonriver]

what did they hear? comment with your ideas.

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

[spicyraeman]

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

[thememedaddy]

[segamascott]

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[randomalienencounter]

リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭꖎᔑ||?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

yeah, sure why not, get in line

[crossingheartes]

These two~ ;A;

[fiyacrossing]

I like how you’ve forced them to be together

[muttley-do-something]

and then tried to cover it up with roses

[redstonedust]

whoever came up with rhytmn games was a genius. what if we took music and gave it gameplay. no notes 10/10.

[goldensunset]

[megamindsupremacy]

Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.

[megamindsupremacy]

Superman has a shirt that’s identical except it says “Not to say I’m Clark Kent but Clark Kent and I have never been seen together in the same room” and he wears it as Superman to acknowledge the popular meme that he, the godlike alien, and that random reporter from Kansas are the same person. The internet think he’s the funniest person on Earth. Bruce hates him with his whole being because STILL NOBODY GUESSES HIS SECRET IDENTITY even though he’s WEARING a SHIRT that SAYS IT RIGHT THERE

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.

[drearyhours]

>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

[achillesinhighheels]

janicemascarenhass via IG

[theplantqueer]

[ID: Janice, a brazilian artist, drifting in the street with their wheelchair, with sparks flying out behind them and a whole rig of speakers modded onto the chair. The back of the chair says "Chillwave cripple punk". They're in a brown halterneck and ripped jeans, with braids and metal pieces attached like arm braces. /end ID]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[lesb0]

1000% correct. and it isn't the userbase being 70% white, it's that they act aggressively disgusted and angry if anyone even mentions blackness and black culture or that racism and white privilege exist. If you so much as insinuate that one white woman posted something racist they will relentlessly dogpile and gangstalk you. Remember that blackout day started by black tumblr desperately BEGGING white people to post/rb black people once a year. But in response, people said "no, black people aren't aesthetic enough for my theme" or "no, you're being too political and black people are too serious a subject to post" but then they would make 1000 posts about how being trans is worse than racism. and if you even mention rap or r&b or hip-hop on here people will lose their damn minds. Every black woman I used to follow was either chased off the site, caved from the constant misogynoirism and hostility, or were so ignored by their "friends" that they left.

[folly-of-alexandria]

Do not forget the ban waves that occurred in 2016 and again in 2020 that purged large numbers of black users off of the site.

[nintengu]

[pending-trans-action-2]

And brother?

I hurt people