JJ's Bizarre AdveyJ

beware the shenanigans of a horny pansexual ADHD eldritch abomination. [21 pronouns any EXCEPT he/him]

[depsidase]

[punishedsaints]

[tamamita]

This is even more ironic knowing that Theodore Herzl was inspired by the Scramble for Africa and even proposed to Secretary of State for the colonies, Joseph Chamberlain, to colonize Cyprus or the Sinai Peninsula. Furthermore, in the Sixth World Zionist congress in 1903, Herzl proposed the Uganda Plan as a potential for Jewish colonization. However, the plan was ultimately rejected when they saw that the white settler colonizers in East Africa weren't so keen on sharing land with the Jewish colonizers, hence why they changed their focus to Palestine. I do not think the pioneer of an anti-colonial movement would be in bed with the likes of Joseph Chamberlain and Cecil Rhodes.

Either way, Zionism being an anti-colonial movement is such a tired zionist talking point.

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[yakuzakuku]

What do I even do with this information

[cindermetalheadgw2]

Whatever. Go my scarab.

*my roller beetle and i crash through the front of your house*

[dasozelotvonnebenan]

*plants a single gummo sapling in my front yard*

[cindermetalheadgw2]

HEY! >:(

*angrily resets beetle race time trial and aims my beetle towards your house again but slightly more to the left this time*

Whatever. Go my scarab.

[wizardshark]

Is there a place in this world for a simple snuffling sneefster like me?

[pissvortex]

Chainsaw Man is a critically acclaimed shonen manga in which the main character's superpower is being molested

[otrebot]

Growing pains

[vintage-tigre]

When you go on vacation without your meds

[gammaface]

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[nonameulusdevourerofgenders]

I haven't seen this one here so here you go people.

[godpup]

the past 26 years were really bad. would everyone be okay with tomorrow being my 0th birthday. i wanna start fresh

[godpup]

happy 0th birthday to me!

[godpup]

#happy birthday! #what behaviors are you thinking of developing first? (via @girlgirlbicep)

thx! ^_^ i'm thinking i'm gonna try to learn to ask for help without feeling ashamed. and also take a crack at napping, too

[cyber-corp]

olives are truly an accursed food. you eat a pizza or have some pasta with some olives in it and you think “holy fuck this is the best thing I’ve ever tasted. olives are god’s greatest gift to man”. then you eat an olive by itself and it’s filled with the bitterness and spite of everyone that’s ever lost a war

[redhairandpronouns]

i am once again reminding y'all that agab is literally just a letter a doctor wrote down on a fancy piece of paper when you were 2 seconds old. it does not dictate your gender or hormones or gender or physical appearance or chromosomes or anything. it is a Letter On A Paper. there is no such thing as "an afab" or "an amab". there is no such thing as "afab genitals" or "amab genitals". Stop it.

[northern-punk-lad]

It’s going to be an interesting few weeks following this result and it will empower reform voters

[invisible-goats]

and now he has to actually face the enquiry he was trying to avoid

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

That is a much higher voteshare to Binface than we expected, and much lower to both Reclaim and British Democratic Party, lol.

All round, though, it doesn't look good for Farage. It was a sham one-party election, so he can't play the "See? No one cares about my multimillion pound bribes, they still voted me in" card he was banking on. His only competition was a bin, and the bin actually did well. Meanwhile, as Goats says, he's now subject to the enquiry he tried to avoid.

He played a strategy that was supposed to be win-win, but the other major parties totally hamstrung it. And, credit where credit's due, the idea for the others to not stand this time was an absolutely genius move that, in fact, came from the static TV screen of a brain that belongs to, of all people, Kemi fucking Badenoch. Stopped clocks and that.

Meanwhile, polling shows Farage has actually lost a LOT of his voter base and support from the bribe thing. Again - even Kemi Badenoch is able to go "Hardly the man of the working class like he claims". So... Yeah. As OP says - interesting next few weeks coming

[hacash]

Pretty embarrassing as well that Farage’s excuse for not attending announcement of the results was that the police had told him there was a credible threat to his safety (as opposed to the real reason, which is that it’s pretty difficult to do a rousing victory speech when what you did was get more votes than a man with a bin on his head) and then a couple of hours later the local police come out with ‘yeah we definitely didn’t do that’.

[obscurevideogames]

"Grandma!"

Robot Alchemic Drive (Sandlot/Enix - PS2 - 2002)

[without-ado]

Total Solar Eclipse l Sigma Sreedharan l Burgos, Spain