Basically Trash

I am a part of so many fandoms and I post funny shit with a dash of sobriety every so often. a girl with too many dreams. Please feel free to leave comments and questions. side blog for tøp: tyshaf

[the-void-is-sapphic]

What we do in the shadows is the peak vampire design. Completely and utterly out of touch with how the modern world around them works and bi

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jonghyunkazoo]

Granny: No printer, just fax!

[unpretty]

when you have a sudden realization about something that was supposed to have been obvious from the start

[jascel-deactivated20210424]

me, realising all my mental health problems are adhd related

[platano]

who’s indulging tonight??

[platano]

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

[feymark]

This is one of my fucking favorite posts but it’s so obscure

[inkskinned]

I feel, horribly, like I am behind. Shouldn't I be engaged and have a home I own and a steady job that I tolerate? Shouldn't I be on top of my fitness game and have a jogging group and a savings account? Shouldn't I know myself by now?

It is so strange to compare. My mom was already holding my brother at this point in her life. I am barely holding on at all.

I have no money and no prospects. I don't even know what the future vaguely looks like - only that it probably has student debt - and no, I haven't picked up a new hobby yet. I am just barely surviving. I am writing myself letters, sometimes, to remind myself where I am and why everything has stalled in place. It still feels fake.

For my entire life, capitalism put me on a clock. I am a failure to my past self - no agent for my book, no law school, no awaiting marriage. I still carry that anxiety with me, even knowing it's unhelpful. It's what I've been taught, you know. That I should always be moving, like a shark; and like a shark, if I die for something that's society's fault... Well, that's how things work. Don't look at the water. Tuck yourself against the wind. Eat bigger fish or be eaten.

Sit in your ratty apartment you share with 9 other people. Cry into your adult hands because you feel both like a child and too-old. Watch people make coming-of-age movies about 18 year olds. There aren't any for this generation - in fact, we have started setting them in the past. Before all this shit happened.

I just want to feel like I accomplished anything at all.

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

[captainlordauditor]

what

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[killjoyfag]

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

[justdailyreads]

[humorcircle]

People expose their worst date stories

[kadywicker]

society went downhill when u stopped being able to go on youtube and look up "[show] season 1 episode 1" and getting the full episode broken up into parts but otherwise completely intact and it had every single episode

[shrimplydelicious]

“I’m finally going to write! I have a great idea!”

[edgelord-trashcan]

LAUGHS LOUDLY

[ardatli]

OK but like… first sentences don’t have to be there forever. I cannot begin to count the number of times I’ve started a story like:

And just write the ideas down until the story starts to shape itself. Then when you’re ready, go back and delete everything before the point where the story actually starts. 

Writing yourself into an idea is a time-honoured technique, and it works. 

[stainlesssteellocust]

good advice

[frawgs]

alright babe i’m in the strap isle what size hole u wear

[meanplastic]

[ellieisnotoldyet-deactivated202]

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

[realityremedy]

You would not believe how comforting this is.

[sydcores-moved-deactivated20210]

[hungwy]

Poe isn’t scary I think but he’s a good writer. Thanks

[moistcardboard]

That bitch from starwars got a book?

[hungwy]

Yes, I keep it in my wine cellar. Come with me while I retrieve it…

[moistcardboard]

Sure! What could go wrong?

[marisatomay]

we were all sitting around in a post-present haze when my brother blurts out “shit I need to take my meds” and all of us get up because all of us collectively forgot to take our meds

[marisatomay]

merry christmas take your meds

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

the correct spideypool dynamic is ryan reynolds’ wade and 40 yr old peter from spiderverse no i do not take criticism

[megaminds-megamilkers]

You’re absolutely right and you should say it