I Dream of Sketch

This is me learning to do the art better!

[mid-evil-werewolf]

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

[mid-evil-werewolf]

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

[mid-evil-werewolf]

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

[dreamofsketch]

“Not all men.” True. Today a man said “Gracias” to me when I opened the door for him. It was an automatic door. I was walking through it.

[jv]

This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

[ashenmind]

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[shop5]

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

[alivehouse]

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know when it comes to conversations about race there’s certain things you think about or need to come to terms with as a white person that are things you should probably just talk through with other white people.

Like at a certain point you need to realize that people of color already have a lot on their minds vis a vis race related oppression and you don’t really need to upset them with your personal issues.

I’ve seen other white people do this on social media but also like friends who write poems that they intend to publish and show off to some of our non white friends for feedback and it’s like dude, you’re just upsetting them. This isn’t an outside thought. I’ll talk through these things with you. I think we should talk through these things together, we have our own things to think through, but this isn’t their problem, alright?

[the-big-mood]

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

I love these so much.

[genjichu]

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

[skiplo-wave]

The kids are right Jazz

[supreme-leader-stoat]

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if you were the secret librarian?

Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.

Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.

Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand

[brawltogethernow]

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[josef-tribbiani]

Idk what hes saying but i agree

[increasedenthalpy-deactivated20]

rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace

[therogueprofessor]

@uncle-beanbag

[uncle-beanbag]

Rednecks are worldwide

[thathandsomehamster]

a few years ago when I lived in rural-ish China farmers would just roll into town in THE most mad max inspired tractors I had ever seen. I snapped a pic and sent it to my redneck dad and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man so jealous

[pebblesinacoat]

Why is the meat so thick???? why is no one talking about that??? Thick meat 😳😳😳

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dude it’s an entire animal. They’re thick.

[only-cat-memes]

[bilover]

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

[helvetica12point]

And I don't want to download your app. No, you can't have access to my camera and microphone. Why do you even want that?! You have a website, I'll use the browser.

What do you mean I have to disable my VPN in order to login so I can pay my car insurance?!