derse dreaming

a self indulgent, fickle, and inconsistent writer. 20s. any pronouns. sideblog. some content may be NSFW. i follow back from betamomlalonde.

[paulandersonxo]

(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh

[ouroborosmoons]

[dreamroxy]

after almost a year i can finally put my pervert hands back on "all the wrong places" fucking wish me luck please

[thominyourside]

God only knows why she’s worrying, worrying about me God only knows I am scurrilously making this about me

It’s not as if I want her to, I want for nothing

Each evening, morning, afternoon, I want for nothing

Orpheus’ head bobs in the ocean

I admit it takes one to know one  

[corrctyhills]

love this pair 😭😭😭

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[dreamroxy]

i finished that quiz anyway but the phrasing of a lot of the options was causing me autistic irritation 😭 there were a lot of gaps in it too (re: fully unrepresented subcategories of fic) and then certain areas that were vastly over-represented. i feel like its more telling of the quiz creators limited fanfic experience than anyones actual quiz results

[lockoutkey]

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

Get some help bbgs

[minecraftphantomsmybeloved]

In my weak defense I’m in a lot of smaller or old fandoms and you take what you get. Also i don’t usually use the exclude option and i love when the crack is treated seriously.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #prev 20 is Wild i don't wanna see ur ao3 history that's between u and god /End ID]

[writer-fennec-deactivated202511]

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[nibblemon]

darling puppydog i love you

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.

[canonslut]

i hate that he’s fictional i wanna go down on him

[sapphling]

can i stick my tongue in your guilt complex

[musictofools]

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Panic! At The Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage

[hamzbxkbsmsvskwvsjvsndvmavd-dea]

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

[comat0se]

If you're doing MonsterxMeditator doodles... please... 404 just carrying/lifting their y/n, saying how small and cute their Superstar is, I just want to be carried by this big baby boy in his arms. 💖🌟💪😭💦

Y/n probably getting crushed to death after this

[gluttonsmouth]

sachiko byeaahhh

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario