I’m gonna *rock* this geology test
This is the most overused geology pun. Therefore I must reblog and say “gneiss one”.
I think I lava you.
Sorry, we’ll have to keep it plutonic.
you people are the schist
Granite these puns are terrible, I’ll let them go because they are tuff to amalgamate.
Feeling a little tickle in my orogenous zones…
just popping in to say hi from a gneiss dike
This thread is just whetting my apatite for even more puns.
Of quartz it is!
Puns are the bedrock of any geological joke.
I’m having a really tuff time keeping up with these jokes.
We’re striking for humour, but dipping mostly into obscure rock references.
People are gonna read this and think geologists are wacke.
We have the same old normal faults as everyone else.
You guys are marbleous.

















